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Get a motard.

haha!

Dion Rides said:
Motard prayer:

Our motard, who art in the twisties
Hallowed by thy name,
Thy roads will come
Thy will be done,
on dirt as it is on asphalt.

Give us this day, our daily wheelie
And forgive us our passes,
As we forgive those sportbiles who try to pass us

And lead us not into getting busted
but deliver us from citation

Amen.

That made me laugh outloud. My dog is looking at me like I'm nuts. Amen!

I'd love a motard on the side for the city. I'd never abandon my z750 all together, though.
 
My motard is bad, it killed the battery in my R1 cos I never ride the thing since I got the DRZ.
 
I am rich because of Motards!! This dood from Nigeria is going to sent me truckloads!!! I will share with all barfers once it comes in. 88 million motards biotches!! Here's his letter:


I am the Motard Controller, Nigerian National Motard Corporation[NNMC] and a close associate of the immediate past Minister of Motard Resources. The Minister has mandated me to transfer the 88 millions motards recovered from an over-invoiced contracts involving the Nigerian National Motard Corporation[NNMC] into several private garage in Europe and United States. A total sum of 73,700,000 motards has been transferred before the emergence of this present Civilian Administration, leaving the balance of 14,300,000 motards.

I have made proper arrangement/documentation to transfer the balance which is retained in a coded account of the NNMC with the Central Motard Bank of Nigeria. We are soliciting that you help us to receive the Motards in trust. We cannot complete this transaction smoothly without the participation of a foreign partner who would provide a garage where the motards could be lodged. Since it is a contract payment, the motards must be remitted to a foreign garage. The remittance of the motards requires little documentation that would be completed as soon as you provide us with a secured bank account where you may wish to receive the motards.

There is no risk involved on your part in this transaction since the former Minister and I have covered this transaction with adequate contract and external credit documents from the beginning. What we require from you by Fax or Email are viz:
{i} Acceptance letter of this offer
{ii} Your company name and confidential telephone and fax numbers
{iii}Convincing Honesty, Trustworthiness and Willingness to abide by the requirements
of this proposal paramount of which is CONFIDENTIALITY.

We have agreed that you will retain 20% of the entire 14,300,000 motards for your effort in this transaction, 70% for us partners here in Nigeria and the remaining 10% will be used for defrayal of incidental cost in the course of this transfer.

Please reply urgently by e-mail or fax as we expect that the transaction will not take more than ten working days.And please note that this transaction must be top secret.

Best regard

Dr. John Efetobor
Treasury Controller
NNPC
 
xgambit said:
i once saw a guy getting mugged in a dark alley and out of a nowhere a motard swooped down and saved him. the motard beat up the muggers and then gave the guy that was getting mugged a winning lottery ticket. that motard is a real hero!


:rofl :rofl :rofl keep it going!!!!!!!
 
00-929 said:
I want a motard but I like going over 80 on the freeway too.


no really. any suggestions? drz400 or a dirt bike converted to a motard like a xr 650 or something?

I really dont even know what sizes they make in dirt bikes but 650 sounds good
Aprilia SXV 550...120+mph... won't help with your pocket book though....
 
Buying a motard allowed me to know, love and launch off of speed bumps, curbs, gravel, dirt mounds and staris too.

Urabn thrashing? Fo rizzle.

Motards improved my riding skills with minimal performance awards from law enforcement!

I learned how to wheelie on my motard.

I also lost weight thanks to my motard.

I even did the naked ride on my motard. :boobies

Motards increased my staying power, however, they did not seem to help Dion's erectile dysfuncion. (Dunno how to help you there, buddy.) :(

Riding a motard brought the ladies right over to me (and a couple of hawt guys too) :blush
 
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+1 Motards.
DR-650 and XR-650L both make excellent street/highway dual-sports and can be easily pimped(motarded) out. We learned on DTs and XLs back in the day.
I personally have a 650L for dirt-bias and a Tuono for sreet-bias. :teeth (Did someone say perpetual hard-on?) :laughing
I can't wait to hunt down some new HyperDucks and KatoomDukes! :shhh
 
Valgar said:
Jesus H Christ. You guys are worse than scientologists.


I'm only a Theta-3-motard so I have a way to go until I reach full enlightenment, however in the last few years I feel like my life has been enriched due to motards.
Thanks motards.
 
The word Supermotard literally means "the study of truth." It comes from the Latin word "Motard" meaning "knowing in the fullest sense of the word" and the Greek word "Super" meaning "study of."

Motard is the study and handling of riding in relationship to dirt, street and everything in between. The lifestyle comprises a body of knowledge extending from certain fundamental truths. Prime among these:

Man is an immortal, spiritual being, but Motards survive long after man has passed on, Their experience extends well beyond a single lifetime. Their capabilities are unlimited, even if not presently realized — and those capabilities can be realized. Motard are able to not only solve all of lifes problems, accomplish his owners goals and gain lasting happiness, but also achieve new, higher states of awareness and ability.

In Super moto no one is asked to accept anything as belief or on faith. That which is true for you is what you have observed to be true. An individual discovers for himself that Supermoto works by personally applying its principles and observing or experiencing results.

Through Motards, people all over the world are achieving the long-sought goal of true spiritual release and freedom.

:ride:party
 
Mortifer said:
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Through Motards, people all over the world are achieving the long-sought goal of true spiritual release and freedom.

:ride:party

I just surf the intranet for pr0n for my spiritual release and freedom....:|
 
I love my ktm sm, but after riding all day on that vibrating saddle, I can't get it up. My girl reallly doesn't seem to mind though, as long as she get's to ride on the back.
 
Motards suck. I hate when you ride the road somewhere and when you get there everything is dirt. Dirt? WTF? You have no choice but to ride it and get all dirty and slide all over and can't lean off the inside of the bike in the corners. OMG and the creek crossings and mud make a mess of my motor area. Gonna take me hours with a tooth brush to get all that out! Jumping sucks to. I hate leaving the security of the ground. And all the tread wear that I save being in the air only makes my tires last longer and that pisses me off cause I just love spending money on new tires. Speaking of spending money, damn, another tiny scratch on my fender, better replace all the plastic at once to be sure it all matches.
 
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I've posted this before, but even my quasi-motard/dual-sport/sportsman/sporty-spice is so intense just standing there, it p0wmdz my lawn.

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Man, I started this thread to kinda offset the SM propaganda (Proaganda is not a place in Africa), but looked like it didn't work. :laughing I swear, were all like Scientwitnesses.
 
Is there a manual someplace? I have been on a single for nearly five months, am still fat, slow, broke, lonely and can't wheelie. Is it because I refuse to say 'motard' and use 'moto' instead? (I also say 'fries', 'wet kiss', and refuse to acknowledge that Nissan is owned by the French).

Anyway, if someone has the link to learn the secrets of unleashing the full potential of my 'Supermoto', I would be deeply indebted.
 
Dion Rides said:
Man, I started this thread to kinda offset the SM propaganda (Proaganda is not a place in Africa), but looked like it didn't work. :laughing I swear, were all like Scientwitnesses.

The Supermoto pwnage is too strong, you didn't stand a chance.:twofinger :kiss
 
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