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Dug said:
The other day I was driving around in my cage when this damn monotheist bitch cut me off and almost caused me to crash. God damn monotheists need to learn how to fucking drive. Fuck them and their "One true god" bullshit.
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Was this monotheist's vision impaired by a motherfuckin table cloth wrapped around her head? i think not.
 
Var said:
Was this monotheist's vision impaired by a motherfuckin table cloth wrapped around her head? i think not.
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No she didn't even look when she changed lanes and instead no doubt "trusted" in that make believe "one true god" of hers to some how clear the way.
 
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Isn't hijab the indian kid from johnny quest? :rofl
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1000foxtrot said:
sounds like they were plottin to take out your infidel ass buddy!
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i know, they were probably trying to get back at me for peeking at them....i was only trying to to do a facial features generation in my head to determine if theyre hawt or not..... results: NEGATIVE.


as for the hotwheels....i am a collector. in this case, im particularly collecting the new designer's challenge series. this series is particularly personal to me b/c 1) i work in the car design industry, 2) last summer when i was an intern modeler at mitsubishi, i was part of the team that made the 1/5 scale model of that hotwheels for the SEMA show that was the design which is now out in stores. there are 7 of them total, with at least 3 color variations of each, im missing 2 so call me a dork or what have u, im trying to track down them bitches. and i have no problem getting laid....by the same woman...over and over and over....*sigh* LOL now leave me alone :x
 
Dug said:
No she didn't even look when she changed lanes and instead no doubt "trusted" in that make believe "one true god" of hers to some how clear the way.
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:laughing nicely played
 
Jesus Haploid Christ.
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It is my understanding that Jesus did not share any of his haploid cells with anyone. Unless, of course, you go by the Da Vinci Code interpretation. Then I guess Mary Magdalene got some of 'em.
 
More than you being a racist, i think what is most disturbing is the fact that 27 y/o grown man is buying Hot Wheels at Target...I imagine you collect action figures too.
 
Lester Green said:
More than you being a racist, i think what is most disturbing is the fact that 27 y/o grown man is buying Hot Wheels at Target...I imagine you collect action figures too.
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I don't think he's racist, I think if they were just regular brown people wearing human clothes with a respectable license plate he would have not mentioned it. Sounds to me like a culturalist prejudice to me.
 
Lester Green said:
More than you being a racist, i think what is most disturbing is the fact that 27 y/o grown man is buying Hot Wheels at Target...I imagine you collect action figures too.
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:|

um...er....let's leave action figures out of this , please....:x
 
Judge Roy Bean said:
It is my understanding that Jesus did not share any of his haploid cells with anyone. Unless, of course, you go by the Da Vinci Code interpretation. Then I guess Mary Magdalene got some of 'em.
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Yeah, as far as the official readings go, he kept his haploid cells to himself.

My point was that rather than being the diploid product of the fusion of two gametes like the rest of us, he musta been haploid, having only one physical, material human parent, Mary... (I mean, the Holy Spirit wouldn't need to use sperm, right?)
 
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Either you're making a sarcastic joke or you're not human yourself.
Eldritch said:
I don't think he's racist, I think if they were just regular brown people wearing human clothes with a respectable license plate he would have not mentioned it. Sounds to me like a culturalist prejudice to me.
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