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Old 05-14-2012, 11:02 AM   #1
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Fender USA Stratocaster

Ritchie Valens
Stevie Ray Vaughan
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You know what these guys in common? They beat their wife? No, that's just Ike. They got laid more than you or me? Well... yeah, but besides that.... they all played a Fender Stratocaster.

Why is that so cool? Because when you buy this one you'll play better than them. I promise man: swear to fuckin god that on this Strat you will shred harder than any one of those motherfuckers. How do I know this?

Because they're all dead.

American Made Fender USA Highway 1 Stratocaster bone stock with the original gig bag and all the paperwork. This thing plays like butter and comes with a maple neck, jumbo frets, and the ultra cool oversize 70's headstock. It's got a couple dings on the edges, but nothing that doesn't add to its character or affects tone. And best of all you get it for $500. Go look on Ebay and realize how much I love you.
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Old 05-14-2012, 11:20 AM   #2
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Was this the one you were shopping around for pickups for?
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Old 05-14-2012, 11:21 AM   #3
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Was this the one you were shopping around for pickups for?
Yes.

Went out and bought a PRS with split coils instead.
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Old 05-14-2012, 11:27 AM   #4
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:48 PM   #5
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Old 05-14-2012, 02:45 PM   #6
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even dead Jimi shreds harder than I could ever hope.
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Old 05-14-2012, 03:10 PM   #7
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Old 05-14-2012, 03:45 PM   #8
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He'll be dead of diabetes soon.
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