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Old 01-03-2015, 09:56 AM   #226
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kinda need to know the back story...probably before your time. lol
I know the back story. I just thought it was ironic. And, well, it is.
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Old 01-03-2015, 10:22 AM   #227
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I know the back story. I just thought it was ironic. And, well, it is.
no one will ever accuse you of being a critical thinker..lol
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Old 05-07-2015, 04:23 PM   #228
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My ex told me that an old lady was in the gym hot tub using the jets to get herself off. The lady had herself clamped to the jets in the corner and was going at it in solitude. My ex said it was obvious to everyone what was happening..
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Old 05-07-2015, 05:39 PM   #229
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Old 05-07-2015, 06:57 PM   #230
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My ex told me that an old lady was in the gym hot tub using the jets to get herself off. The lady had herself clamped to the jets in the corner and was going at it in solitude. My ex said it was obvious to everyone what was happening..
I read that right before walking into the gym...thx.

Needless to say, I skipped the hot tub. LOL
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Old 08-01-2015, 02:33 AM   #231
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GOD I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!

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What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen a roommate do?

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It’s Sunday morning. You roll out of bed and meander to the bathroom to take your morning piss.

But when you open the door, you see your startled roommate standing over the sink, naked.

If only it were as simple as walking in on him masturbating. No. This was far weirder.

My roommate was blow drying his ballsack.

At first I thought he had finished a shower and chose a weird method of drying off. No. This was far weirder.

I see a puddle of wax underneath him.

ME: What are you doing?

HIM: Uh…

I leave. I didn’t want to see his bulbous naked body anymore.

Later that day he explains to me what happened…

He stumbled into some fundraiser party that was raising money for starving children in the third world. At the party, some guy was letting people take strips of hot wax, put it on his hairy chest, and rip it off. People were paying a few dollars a strip to watch this guy wince in pain.

Apparently, most of the people at the party were sober. My roommate was sloshed. He wasn’t even invited to this party. But he took it upon himself to “outdo” the guy at the front.

My roommate shouts, “That’s nothing! This guy’s a pussy!”

He must have gotten some weird looks, but not enough to deter him.

He persisted, “For $100 I’ll wax my balls!”

Women in that audience gasped. One shouted, “Ewww…I don’t want to see that…”

As my roommate grabbed the wax, people awkwardly shuffled away.

Not noticing, my roommate proceeded to smother his balls in hot wax.

When he noticed his audience was gone, he didn’t have the motivation to tear off the strips, so he zipped his pants back up.

Supposedly he passed out soon after that in these people’s backyard, woke up Sunday morning, and walked home. He then realized the wax had cooled and was stuck all over his balls.

He googled, “how to get hot wax off your balls”.

Then decided on the blow drying method.

Which I unfortunately had to witness.
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