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Old 04-10-2018, 08:29 AM   #826
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Old 04-10-2018, 05:42 PM   #827
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How come there's 2 doors on a chicken coupe?


















Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a sedan.
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Old 04-10-2018, 06:58 PM   #828
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How come there's 2 doors on a chicken coupe?


















Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a sedan.
Truly, this is one of my all time favorite jokes.
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Old 04-11-2018, 10:13 AM   #829
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A man was sitting in his car in stopped traffic on the highway when a cop knocked on his window. He rolled down the window and asked the officer: "Why is there such a traffic jam?"

The officer said, "A group of terrorists kidnapped a few politicians and are blocking the road. They have threatened to burn the politicians alive in 1000 gallons of gasoline if they don't get a 5 million dollar ransom within the hour. I'm going from car to car collecting donations and would like to know if you'd please help."

The man said, "Ok. How much are other people giving?"

The officer replied, "On average, about two gallons."
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Old 04-11-2018, 10:58 AM   #830
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Old 04-17-2018, 07:26 AM   #831
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Old 04-17-2018, 12:00 PM   #832
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What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?




The pricks are on the outside of the porcupine.
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Old 04-17-2018, 05:06 PM   #833
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Old 04-17-2018, 06:13 PM   #834
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nobody is inside an s1krr or other...
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Old 04-18-2018, 01:02 PM   #835
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A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.


So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there'....
and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.

The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

*The note read:* 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your pants......

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

*It read:* 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be: "I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Texas ..
There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio.

But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off two inches.

*Just send the fucking wine back...
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