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Old 05-31-2005, 09:33 AM   #46
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Why is Dan so focused on his testicles?
We often fixate on things we want badly, but don't have. Thus Dan's 'preoccupation'....


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Old 05-31-2005, 09:35 AM   #47
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MY BUNGHOLE IS EXIT ONLY, DAN!!!

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Old 05-31-2005, 09:39 AM   #48
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Old 05-31-2005, 09:42 AM   #49
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bouncy bouncy bouncy......too much caffiene? No.....just can't stop bouncing in my chair.....

Wish I could make everyone on BARF happy with my bouncy thoughts...

Wondering where I could find a poop-load of gatorade for Eric....I don't even know where to buy it....

Want to go home, but I'm the only one in the office, so no biggie....

the 10 at 10 is good today.
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Old 05-31-2005, 09:47 AM   #50
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Old 05-31-2005, 09:49 AM   #51
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I wonder if Deion's testicles hang equidistantly or does one hang lower than the other
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Old 05-31-2005, 09:50 AM   #52
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Wondering where I could find a poop-load of gatorade for Eric....I don't even know where to buy it....
Costco?
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I was going to go to Zona Rosa for lunch, but am thinking about Hahn's on Irving.

Mmmm. Porkucopia.
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Old 05-31-2005, 09:52 AM   #54
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I wonder if Deion's testicles hang equidistantly or does one hang lower than the other
I was neutered 3 years ago.
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Old 05-31-2005, 09:58 AM   #55
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Costco?
He likes a specific flavor....they never have anything different at Costco.....

I need a massage.....

Had a good but strange dream about my wedding dress last night.....I'm getting excited, I think....

Must call Valet people.....

Stupid main phone keeps ringing but I don't want to answer it.....
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Old 05-31-2005, 10:13 AM   #56
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I ate too much damn food over the weekend

Forgot how spending so much time behind the Barbie cooking food can wear one out

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My 2005 SMRRC points is screwed because of the injury Contemplating I know when/if I come back to race the last two races of the season, and that If I finish top 2 = automatic Expert Status (finished 1st in Race 1 of 2005). Tho' I'll feel cheated, cause I didn't finish the season with points in my class

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Old 05-31-2005, 10:14 AM   #57
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Goshdarnint DION where the hell is my 3rd shirt!!?????
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Old 05-31-2005, 10:18 AM   #58
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Goshdarnint DION where the hell is my 3rd shirt!!?????
e-mail your address and I'll mail it to you. Sorry Bro!
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Old 05-31-2005, 10:19 AM   #59
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Old 05-31-2005, 10:40 AM   #60
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-Gawd, this weekend was soooo much fun, next time, less beer and more hard alcohol, the beer has me feelin a lil uck.
-Why on earth did I wake up this morning??
-Dont people have anything better to do on a Tuesday morning than report all the idiot accidents they got in over the long weekend??
-Why cant I just dick around on the 'net all day ??
-I need a vacation
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