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Old 01-16-2019, 01:06 PM   #1
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Man injects himself with his own semen to treat back pain

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The case, detailed in this month’s Irish Medical Journal, involved a 33-year-old man who had presented to doctors complaining of severe, sudden onset lower back pain for days after lifting a heavy steel object.

While the man had a history of chronic low back pain, a further examination revealed a red rash on his right upper arm - and the patient subsequently admitted he had been injecting himself with his own semen for a year and a half.
I'm not sure how people come up with this
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Old 01-16-2019, 01:08 PM   #2
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In all honesty, I'd say that if he is able to physically do that to himself, his back is fine.....
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Old 01-16-2019, 01:10 PM   #3
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Old 01-16-2019, 01:14 PM   #4
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Well, stem cell injections for back and knees are only available in China and India so far, so I guess he figured this was the next best thing. lol
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Old 01-16-2019, 01:17 PM   #5
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I tried that before. It didn't work.
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Old 01-16-2019, 01:18 PM   #6
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Old 01-16-2019, 01:23 PM   #7
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For a year and a half. Letting that sink in. (don't ya kinda wonder if he's also a junkie or something?)

Are people put on this earth for other's entertainment or what? Dayam.

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Old 01-16-2019, 01:26 PM   #8
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I wish Budgie had posted this.
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Old 01-16-2019, 01:26 PM   #9
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Why did he inject it in his arm? Everyone knows that the proper place to inject semen is in the butt.
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Old 01-16-2019, 01:28 PM   #10
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Maybe you have to take it orally
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Old 01-16-2019, 01:40 PM   #11
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