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Old 07-06-2018, 08:49 AM   #16
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Big cats are known as the apex predator for a reason.

No sympathy for poachers who kill for profit.
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Old 07-06-2018, 05:05 PM   #17
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The rangers wasted the poachers. Its a lot tidier to blame the cats than to explain summary justice. Not that I have a problem with it.
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Old 07-06-2018, 05:49 PM   #18
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Old 07-06-2018, 05:57 PM   #19
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People will do desperate things to feed their family. I wish freaken superstitious assholes who buy the horn powder for better bonners get eaten by lions. They are the one who are driving the poaching business.
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Old 07-06-2018, 07:32 PM   #20
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How would you even know you're buying real horn powder anyway? The shit is just keratin, which is easy to get from cheaper sources.
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Old 07-06-2018, 09:16 PM   #21
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How would you even know you're buying real horn powder anyway? The shit is just keratin, which is easy to get from cheaper sources.
When you donít get a boner you know youíve been ripped off
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Old 07-06-2018, 09:22 PM   #22
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That's when you go to your back up, bear paw soup.
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Old 07-09-2018, 07:48 AM   #23
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That's when you go to your back up, bear paw soup.
Or shark fin soup.

i struggle to like the entire Chinese culture even though I respect and appreciate the ancient and continuous culture. Because of this thing about killing so many critters for a notion they can get a boner out of it.

I say make Viagra prescription free and cheap in China. Lets mail a bottle to every house fercrissakes. #sickofit
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Or shark fin soup.

i struggle to like the entire Chinese culture even though I respect and appreciate the ancient and continuous culture. Because of this thing about killing so many critters for a notion they can get a boner out of it.

I say make Viagra prescription free and cheap in China. Lets mail a bottle to every house fercrissakes. #sickofit
Might not be just about the boner though. Maybe they're a little self conscious about the small pee pees and figure the dna of a great beast will give them a huge dick when they do get a boner
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In an average thread in an average forum, what do you think the average number of posts it takes before a man starts postulating about penis size?
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Two.
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For the record, I only brought up the boner bit, not comparative size etc etc.

It's an uncomfortable theory, however, beyond the basics.

Thing I never understood was why they don't just eat the balls of whatever masculine critter. Instead, it's the equivalent of fingernail dust or something.

True story: my nephew, who is not sophisticated but fancies himself a chuck wagon gourmand, raised a wild boar and had it slaughtered. He did not take care to castrate a few weeks beforehand. The meat tasted rank, as it turned out. He gave me some bacon from it and I cooked it up. Looked pretty yellow but, being thrifty, I went ahead a tried a couple of slices before tossing all of it. Less than an hour later, schwing. It actually worked. Henceforth, I called it boner bacon. But I still threw it all out because it tasted like I imagine pig piss must taste like.

Hey, I know what I experienced even if you tell me its not possible. Only other food that ever had that effect was oysters.
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Old 07-09-2018, 10:27 AM   #28
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Are you considering youtube comments in the average?
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Old 07-09-2018, 10:46 AM   #29
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For the record, I only brought up the boner bit, not comparative size etc etc.

It's an uncomfortable theory, however, beyond the basics.

Thing I never understood was why they don't just eat the balls of whatever masculine critter. Instead, it's the equivalent of fingernail dust or something.

True story: my nephew, who is not sophisticated but fancies himself a chuck wagon gourmand, raised a wild boar and had it slaughtered. He did not take care to castrate a few weeks beforehand. The meat tasted rank, as it turned out. He gave me some bacon from it and I cooked it up. Looked pretty yellow but, being thrifty, I went ahead a tried a couple of slices before tossing all of it. Less than an hour later, schwing. It actually worked. Henceforth, I called it boner bacon. But I still threw it all out because it tasted like I imagine pig piss must taste like.

Hey, I know what I experienced even if you tell me its not possible. Only other food that ever had that effect was oysters.
I can't see the human body being able to digest a heavy fatty meat product, metabolize the necessary compounds, and deliver them fast enough to enhance erectile performance in less than an hour.

You want real results for low cost, try ZMA capsules.

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Old 07-09-2018, 10:48 AM   #30
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I can't see the human body being able to digest a heavy fatty meat product and circulate the necessary compounds enough to affect erectile performance, in less than an hour.

You want real results for low cost, try ZMA.
That ZIMA crap? I didn't even know they made it anymore. (it's an old David Letterman gag).
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