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Old 07-12-2018, 07:20 AM   #31
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Thank you! I am going to ask my wife if she feels comfortable enough yet for a 5 hour ride when she gets home!
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:26 AM   #32
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G, does Moto Guild sound like a good place for MikeSteel to hang out while this whole construction biz is goin on disruptin his life?

I don't know if you work on a laptop during the day Mike but I am sure you can find some comfortable places with free wifi to get away from the noise. You can probably go to a public library and connect to their wifi. ... If you don't work and are not tethered to any technology, there are a lot of peaceful hiking trails around here that will help you clear your mind, like in the Marin Headlands. Dipsea Trail in Mill Valley comes to mind. You're not stuck in a construction site with no options, there are always options in reaction to an uncomfortable situation ...

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you knew this was coming: what does "catfished" mean Bruce? i take it does not mean you being caught by a fisherman of the opposite sex ...
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Catfished means someone set up a fake profile just to lure people into thinking they are making a connection. Another online scam.
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oh, thank goodness you can recognize it and not get scammed


hope you feel a lot better today Mike ... wulp, i'm off to the cubicle farm ... have a good day, everybody
Came from a movie made about that scenario. Then MTV picked it up for a TV show. The guy from the movie trying to help people make connections for people with online romances that have never met in person.

It started to become too predictable after awhile.

Guy finds out the hot blond he's madly in love with actually turned out to be a gay black kid. Then they get upset, "why didn't I see this coming?" Good question, since it happens every episode.
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:26 AM   #33
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Can't remember the last time I did a 5 hr ride. My ass has a 2 hr range.
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:29 AM   #34
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They actually changed it up in the later seasons. People actually turning out to be who their online persona said they are. The hot blond is actually a hot blond.
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:30 AM   #35
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Can't remember the last time I did a 5 hr ride. My ass has a 2 hr range.
Your ass just needs to get used to getting pounded.
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:31 AM   #36
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Can't remember the last time I did a 5 hr ride. My ass has a 2 hr range.
I used to ride all night long and cannot remember the last time I did 5 solid hours either.
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:33 AM   #37
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I have never participated in such behavior
If you send fake dick pics is that considered "dickfished?"
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:33 AM   #38
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That just sounds wrong...
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:35 AM   #39
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:40 AM   #40
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Your ass just needs to get used to getting pounded.
EDIT - Link NSFW: https://media.giphy.com/media/dZPi85DsxeENy/giphy.gif

I feel like I have to do this when I ride over 3 hours

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Old 07-12-2018, 07:41 AM   #41
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I just squirmed a little. This long distance riding might not be for me
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:48 AM   #42
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"does your ass feel numb?"
"oh, no. Over the years my ass has taken a pounding"

i just realized my husband has turned me into a movie quoting machine. He does it ALL THE TIME. I literally have to ask if he made whatever he said up or if he is quoting a song or movie
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:54 AM   #43
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If you send fake dick pics is that considered "dickfished?"


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I just squirmed a little. This long distance riding might not be for me
Even though my ST1300 was the most comfortable moto I ever had, I had to get off every 90 minutes to stretch for 5 minutes. Of course, I have a skinny butt.
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:59 AM   #44
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Is this a different place than Moto Guild because I couldn't find any information on it.

Hoho I cannot complain with Beer and bikes , both are very helpful! I will do some looking in to it!

Thank you everyone, I really appreciate it.
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Old 07-12-2018, 08:00 AM   #45
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"does your ass feel numb?"
"oh, no. Over the years my ass has taken a pounding"

i just realized my husband has turned me into a movie quoting machine. He does it ALL THE TIME. I literally have to ask if he made whatever he said up or if he is quoting a song or movie
Me, Myself & Irene! Just before he gets gnarly cottomn mouth.
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