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Old 02-08-2019, 10:02 AM   #946
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At the scene of a motorcycle accident, two onlookers watched as the EMT's loaded a fellow with a broken leg in the ambulance.
One says, "that must be painful."
The other replies, "Oh that is not so bad. I have had much more severe pain twice in my life.
I once was on a long wildness hiking trip when I felt the urge to have a bowel movement.
I carelessly squatted down over a bear trap. Bam! it slams shut on my private parts."
"Good Lord. That must have been unbearable pain", says the first fellow.
"Yes it was bad", replies the storyteller. "But not near the white-hot flash of pain I felt when three steps later I ran out of chain."
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Old 02-08-2019, 05:12 PM   #947
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Old 02-09-2019, 05:33 PM   #948
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So a guy walks into a fancy bar sits down and says to the bartender give me 10 shots of your best tequila right now.
The bartender pours the 10 shots and the guy starts to drink them one by one right after another.

The bartender says- Wow you sure drank those fast, never seen that before. The guy says you would too if you knew what I had and the bartender says what do you have?

The guy says- .75 cents
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