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Ducati Secret Society

warDialer

warDialer

dump ass chicken sheet
Joined
Feb 4, 2008
Location
Oakland, CA
Moto(s)
2013 Ducati Hypermotard SP
Ever since I picked up my first Ducati last Sunday ( red '06 Duc Sport 1000 ) it's been non stop cocaine off of stripper's tig ol' bitties and caviar out of Marina girl's butt cracks.

Is this normal?
 
warDialer said:
Ever since I picked up my first Ducati last Sunday ( red '06 Duc Sport 1000 ) it's been non stop cocaine off of stripper's tig ol' bitties and caviar out of Marina girl's butt cracks.

Is this normal?
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Yeah...real Columbian blows, and model looking chicks too...none of the cheap meth. BS, and skanky chicks that the Harley riders got ...
 
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what not normal is for you to be posting while you still have a new bike!
 
The pen0r needs time to heal after it was caught in a stripper vs. marina girl death match in the octagon.
 
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^^^ starbucks is where I see al the japanese bikes hanging out in the pic section.

OP, congrats on the new bike but you werent suposed to tell the "normal people" about our secret club.
 
All my Triumph ever got me was ol' geezers reliving their flat tracking days. I'm not a fan of aged warm chocolate boudin* so I felt lonely at times...


* All warm wet holes are not created equal.
 
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"Hey nice bike! ..... whats that noise? A dry clutch? It sounds broken..."
 
Now I want a Ducati! :party

Like your Triumph my KTM seems to attract an older male crowd, weak. :thumbdown
 
The first rule of Ducati Club is you do not talk about Ducati Club.
The second rule of Ducati Club is you DO NOT talk about Ducati club.
Third rule of Ducati Club, someone yells Shit!, goes limp, and spills their frappuccino, the 'bucks meetup is over.
Fourth rule, only two riders to a buck's table.
Fifth rule, one latte at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule, no non-Dainese jackets, no low-end boots.
Seventh rule, meet-ups will go on as long as they have to as long as the latte foam doesn't go flat.
And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first day at Ducati Club, you have to buy the pastries.
 
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Next you learn the secret handshake....which includes how to take a woman's panties off without unbottoning her pants :rolleyes

And you may grow a ton of chesthair:thumbdown Not cute under tank tops.

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EjGlows said:
Next you learn the secret handshake....which includes how to take a woman's panties off without unbottoning her pants :rolleyes

And you may grow a ton of chesthair:thumbdown Not cute under tank tops.

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First of all, we don't take chick's panties off, they know how to get them self ready- we're too busy. Secondly, Duc's owners never, EVER wear tank tops...not even genuine Dainese leather vests (for Pete's sake, I hope they don't make them) ...
 
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warDialer said:
Ever since I picked up my first Ducati last Sunday ( red '06 Duc Sport 1000 ) it's been non stop cocaine off of stripper's tig ol' bitties and caviar out of Marina girl's butt cracks.

Is this normal?
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figurative? or literal?

if literal... get out and ride. :)
 
monstermonster said:
The first rule of Ducati Club is you do not talk about Ducati Club.
The second rule of Ducati Club is you DO NOT talk about Ducati club.
Third rule of Ducati Club, someone yells Shit!, goes limp, and spills their frappuccino, the 'bucks meetup over.
Fourth rule, only two riders to a buck's table.
Fifth rule, one latte at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule, no non-Dianese jackets, no low-end boots.
Seventh rule, meet-ups will go on as long as they have to without the latte foam going flat.
And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first day at Ducati Club, you have to buy the pastries.
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What he said. :shhh

:shame
 
streetfighter2 said:
First of all, we don't take chick's panties off, they know how to get them self ready- we're too busy. Secondly, Duc's owners never, EVER wear tank tops...not even genuine Dainese leather vests (for Pete's sake, I hope they don't make them) ...
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Correction: I've seen wardialer wearing a tank top with the chest AND backhair flowing in the wind. Maybe that will stop now that he has a duc. :rofl
 
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