Gnarly Cranium
milk crate goes where?
- Joined
- Oct 18, 2007
- Location
- Zombie Island
- Moto(s)
- '06 Ninja 650r
- Name
- Leah
- BARF perks
- AMA #: 1079574
So I took my new bike out for a 2nd ride, and ended up in Daly City. It was oddly satisfying, and now I'm gonna ramble about it cause I'm excited and my brain has a ton of new information to process.
I have a bad battery-- I thought maybe I'd been dumb and left the parking light on or something, cause it was dead when I got to the bike this morning. I had to move it though, as I don't have a city parking permit yet. I dragged it around the corner and after 2 or three tries down the steep streets of Telegraph hill, I successfully got the thing to push start. This seems to work much better in 1st with the choke than it did in 2nd, and wasn't frightening after all. It coughed but didn't lurch. I felt accomplished.
Now I needed to drive it around to get the battery back up, so I headed up Broadway past the killer robot to the Presidio, and I dinked around in there for a while. If you saw some wobbly jackass in a white helmet on a red bike in the big parking lot in there that was me. I tried to do some low speed maneuvers, and I can balance pretty well till I'm damn near motionless, but the trouble is when I get into the really tight U-turn stuff, all of a sudden making corrections takes strenuous manhandling. I don't have manhandles, and it was taking more strength than I can comfortably apply-- and far more effort than it took on the little bike in MSF. I am wondering if this is normal for this bike, or if it has something to do with the stumpy sports handlebars the previous owner had put on? My arms were wearing out so I gave up on the slow stuff after a while and started wandering.
I found a sign with a blue arrow on it that said "Scenic Drive" on it and followed it. Passed under the Golden Gate bridge, and ended up winding along comfortably at 25 with a fantastic view of the ocean. My new leather jacket is nicely comfy and the vents were working just right. It was overcast and the pavement was damp in a few places but not wet. Then came a hairy part with a 30 limit or so, downhill, with tight curves. I went through that with white knuckles, and pulled over at one point to let cars go past cause I was sorta slow. The steering and everything feels wacky wobbly nasty in the downhill turns.
I continued past the Legion of Honor and ended up on that straight road along Ocean Beach. Moderate traffic, cloudy, pavement bone dry. First time I've gone over 35. Habit from other vehicles and instinct has me wanting to shift at 2500rpm but that's not what the bike wants, it'll tolerate it but I keep having to remind myself the power is actually somewhere around 3k-5k+. The bike seemed to clear its throat then, and a new growl came out of it. It's a bizarre feeling, being at 40mph or so and cracking the throttle, and the bike pulls forward just as readily as it did at 10 or 20. I came to the realization then that this thing has way, way more in it than I have ever even remotely asked it for. In my poor old car, if I FLOORED the gas at 40 or 50 it took a while for anything to happen, it had to strain-- on the highway it could take 20 seconds or more to get to anything like a decent speed to pass. ...This little old Nighthawk has more horsepower than the car did, to say nothing of the weight difference.
I kept going until I started seeing signs that say Skyline... I seem to recall seeing that road mentioned often in conjunction with something about death, also the speed limit went up to 50 and this was way past my comfort zone, so I turned off first chance I got. The gas gauge was blinking bingo fuel, so I found my way to a gas station + Burger King at Lake Merced & John Daly and figured out how to get the gas tank open. Filling it was $3.75! Dude! I parked my ass and had lunch. ...Given that I have a bad battery (plus the chance of rain) I probably shouldn't have gone so far but I got lucky, when I was done with lunch it started back up no problem, and I went back the way I came.
I turned on Geary towards downtown, aiming for AAA to do some paperwork, but it was a lot of stop and go driving. The engine was starting to radiate a ton of heat, and aware that at low rpms it's probably draining the battery I switched it off at a long light.... yeah that was reeeeal smart. Kaput. Battery crapped out on me again, this time on level ground facing Market. Fuckturds. I wheeled it up a sidewalk to the parking lot on the next block and parked it, a nice guy on a black aprilia scooter threw some change in the meter for me for the hell of it. So... now I have to figure out how to drag my sorry honda booty from Market and 4th to O'Hanlon. It's maybe what, three, four blocks? Bah. Could be worse, I was in easy walking distance of AAA and home, I walk this area all the time.
So, now I'm completely pooped. My arms and legs are shaking a little from fatigue and my clutch hand is sore. During the ride I was doing my best to correct my posture and relax-- if I'm using the bars to support my weight, or getting dragged around by them I'm not properly using them to STEER-- and really the seat was quite comfy and my back is fine, but even so I was tense and anxious, plus all the push start crap, so it was all pretty draining. I still feel rather pathetic and awkward on the bike but I didn't stall it once and I no longer feel like I'm gonna flop over any second, and that's really something.
I have a bad battery-- I thought maybe I'd been dumb and left the parking light on or something, cause it was dead when I got to the bike this morning. I had to move it though, as I don't have a city parking permit yet. I dragged it around the corner and after 2 or three tries down the steep streets of Telegraph hill, I successfully got the thing to push start. This seems to work much better in 1st with the choke than it did in 2nd, and wasn't frightening after all. It coughed but didn't lurch. I felt accomplished.
Now I needed to drive it around to get the battery back up, so I headed up Broadway past the killer robot to the Presidio, and I dinked around in there for a while. If you saw some wobbly jackass in a white helmet on a red bike in the big parking lot in there that was me. I tried to do some low speed maneuvers, and I can balance pretty well till I'm damn near motionless, but the trouble is when I get into the really tight U-turn stuff, all of a sudden making corrections takes strenuous manhandling. I don't have manhandles, and it was taking more strength than I can comfortably apply-- and far more effort than it took on the little bike in MSF. I am wondering if this is normal for this bike, or if it has something to do with the stumpy sports handlebars the previous owner had put on? My arms were wearing out so I gave up on the slow stuff after a while and started wandering.
I found a sign with a blue arrow on it that said "Scenic Drive" on it and followed it. Passed under the Golden Gate bridge, and ended up winding along comfortably at 25 with a fantastic view of the ocean. My new leather jacket is nicely comfy and the vents were working just right. It was overcast and the pavement was damp in a few places but not wet. Then came a hairy part with a 30 limit or so, downhill, with tight curves. I went through that with white knuckles, and pulled over at one point to let cars go past cause I was sorta slow. The steering and everything feels wacky wobbly nasty in the downhill turns.
I continued past the Legion of Honor and ended up on that straight road along Ocean Beach. Moderate traffic, cloudy, pavement bone dry. First time I've gone over 35. Habit from other vehicles and instinct has me wanting to shift at 2500rpm but that's not what the bike wants, it'll tolerate it but I keep having to remind myself the power is actually somewhere around 3k-5k+. The bike seemed to clear its throat then, and a new growl came out of it. It's a bizarre feeling, being at 40mph or so and cracking the throttle, and the bike pulls forward just as readily as it did at 10 or 20. I came to the realization then that this thing has way, way more in it than I have ever even remotely asked it for. In my poor old car, if I FLOORED the gas at 40 or 50 it took a while for anything to happen, it had to strain-- on the highway it could take 20 seconds or more to get to anything like a decent speed to pass. ...This little old Nighthawk has more horsepower than the car did, to say nothing of the weight difference.

I kept going until I started seeing signs that say Skyline... I seem to recall seeing that road mentioned often in conjunction with something about death, also the speed limit went up to 50 and this was way past my comfort zone, so I turned off first chance I got. The gas gauge was blinking bingo fuel, so I found my way to a gas station + Burger King at Lake Merced & John Daly and figured out how to get the gas tank open. Filling it was $3.75! Dude! I parked my ass and had lunch. ...Given that I have a bad battery (plus the chance of rain) I probably shouldn't have gone so far but I got lucky, when I was done with lunch it started back up no problem, and I went back the way I came.
I turned on Geary towards downtown, aiming for AAA to do some paperwork, but it was a lot of stop and go driving. The engine was starting to radiate a ton of heat, and aware that at low rpms it's probably draining the battery I switched it off at a long light.... yeah that was reeeeal smart. Kaput. Battery crapped out on me again, this time on level ground facing Market. Fuckturds. I wheeled it up a sidewalk to the parking lot on the next block and parked it, a nice guy on a black aprilia scooter threw some change in the meter for me for the hell of it. So... now I have to figure out how to drag my sorry honda booty from Market and 4th to O'Hanlon. It's maybe what, three, four blocks? Bah. Could be worse, I was in easy walking distance of AAA and home, I walk this area all the time.
So, now I'm completely pooped. My arms and legs are shaking a little from fatigue and my clutch hand is sore. During the ride I was doing my best to correct my posture and relax-- if I'm using the bars to support my weight, or getting dragged around by them I'm not properly using them to STEER-- and really the seat was quite comfy and my back is fine, but even so I was tense and anxious, plus all the push start crap, so it was all pretty draining. I still feel rather pathetic and awkward on the bike but I didn't stall it once and I no longer feel like I'm gonna flop over any second, and that's really something.

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