Pre-emptive "where can i get a loud pipe thread"

Whats a good loud pipe?

Where can i get my cat converter removed?

Do i need a power commander if get a slip on?

Which is better as a first bike gsxr600, r6 or honda cbr600 rr?

Where the bike nitez be yo?

what's a chicken strip?

who makes a good flush mount blinkers?

Who makes a good integrated blinker?

Can i ride without mirrirs?

Who makes a good fender eliminator?

I cant wheelie, should i get a liter bike?

What octaine gas should i put in my bike?

more to come when you think of some.

arty

Karbon said:

Whats a good loud pipe?

those clear glass ones with designs to smoke the devils lettuce

Where can i get my cat converter removed?

any ghetto neighborhood

Do i need a power commander if get a slip on?

theres no commander for the Power Rangers

Which is better as a first bike gsxr600, r6 or honda cbr600 rr?

easy...BUSA

Where the bike nitez be yo?

SoCal

what's a chicken strip?

Something good to eat

who makes a good flush mount blinkers?
take off the stems mann!

Who makes a good integrated blinker?

DIY

Can i ride without mirrirs?

who needs em?!

Who makes a good fender eliminator?
get a stick and glue/ziptie everything on

I cant wheelie, should i get a liter bike?

no....get a ZX-14

What octaine gas should i put in my bike?

the highest you can get

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ahaha i answered yours instead of making mine...ahaha

Whats a good loud pipe?
Saw off your stock pipe with a sawzall. Is the straight pipe loud enough for you? I'd hope so cuz it won't get any louder than that.

Where can i get my cat converter removed?
Use aforementioned sawzall.

Do i need a power commander if get a slip on?
Yes, your bike NEEDS it. Otherwise it'll catch fire or explode.

Which is better as a first bike gsxr600, r6 or honda cbr600 rr?
All those bikes are for wimps. Grow some balls and get yourself a turbo busa.

Where the bike nitez be yo?
WHY DON'T YOU START ONE YOURSELF?????

what's a chicken strip?
If you have to ask you probably have 2 inch wide ones.

who makes a good flush mount blinkers?
Who needs blinkers? This is where the sawzall comes in again - saw your stock so that they're flush with your fairing.

Who makes a good integrated blinker?
See above question.

Can i ride without mirrirs?
No, cuz your bike will catch fire and so will your pants.

Who makes a good fender eliminator?
Milwaukee makes the sawzall. That's good enough to eliminate the fender.

I cant wheelie, should i get a liter bike?
YES. Not being able to wheelie is an indication that your bike isn't powerful enough. ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH POWERRRRRRRR!!!

What octaine gas should i put in my bike?
Ignore everything your owner's manual and the stickers on your bike say. The correct answer is: 100 or above. If you use regular 91 octane gas, your bike will catch fire and possibly explode.

How do I get started racing so I can make the big bucks?

afm199 said:

How do I get started racing so I can make the big bucks?

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Start with bigger bucks.

Should I use synthetic oil? What about car oil?

sixtytwo said:

Whats a good loud pipe?
Saw off your stock pipe with a sawzall. Is the straight pipe loud enough for you? I'd hope so cuz it won't get any louder than that.

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Nah, you can always go straight pipe into a large brass megaphone.

Just got my M1, what color busa should I get?

Can I go faster if I use race slicks on the street?

Will stickers add horsepower?

Will a spoiler make me go faster?

Should I polish my frame?

Every auto parts store is outa blinker fluid, where can I find some?

which gearing will get me to 210MPH?

Hooli said:

Should I polish my frame?

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Aw forget it, I'll just do the whole bike!

Will I get a ticket if I tuck my lic. plate?

Ya'll are a bunch a pussies fo wearin' all dat gearz.

I ain't never gonna crash so I rail on the street every time I ride...pussies

Just cause I cross the double yellow on right turns don't mean I can't ride...pussies

Counter-steering is nothin' but BS...pussies

There ain't nothin' finer on a bike than my girl in her bikini wearin' a $1500 helmet and her puss...uhhh...nevermind.

^^^^^This kind of talk, makes me hot.

What's the best way to mount my plate sideways on my swingarm?

Cruiser riders...whats up with them?



alternately,



sportbikers....whats up them?

"Why does it hurt when I pee?"