Hooli
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Jesus H. Christ!
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WTF happened to Eddie Van Halen?!
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Sane_Man
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His Wife, Valerie Bertinelli, left him. 
Dayum!
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Remember in Wayne's World, that dude Phil who was "partied out?" Yeah, I think that pretty much appiles to Eddie.
mike23w
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Look it's Eddie Van Halen's grandpa!
jailnurse
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Look at the teeth he is holding! Are those his or Budaman's?
Bob O
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Sane_Man said:His Wife, Valerie Bertinelli, left him.
That's not Eddie Van Halen, it is Valerie Bertinelli!
You guys need to realize he's in his 50's now, ridden hard and put away wet.
Hooli
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Samurang said:
He can't even hold his guitar the right way.
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He's trying to catch up to Keith Richards!
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Bad Dad said:
Yngwie is a chump. All he can do is play a bunch of notes really fast. I'll bet he runs around his neighborhood in skin tight leather pants and puffy pirate shirts trying to impress everyone with his mad guitar licks.
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bigt said:
What's wrong with Guitar lickin'?
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}Dragon{ said:He's trying to catch up to Keith Richards!
LOTR?
Hooli
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slowpoke said:
"My precioussss..."
Yngwie was someone who broke new ground, but he still sounds like a Ritchie Blackmoor record played at 45rpm...
Johndicezx9
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plumber said:
+1, and I read he had a particulary difficult time reacting to the chemo.