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Old 06-07-2009, 08:42 AM   #1546
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Old 06-09-2009, 08:00 AM   #1547
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Never did win no checkered flag
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Jerry was a race car driver
he said "El Sob #1"
with a bocephus sticker on his 4-4-2
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Old 06-10-2009, 07:27 AM   #1548
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But me, I'd rather play Residents, 'cause I don't give a...
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Old 06-10-2009, 07:38 AM   #1549
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Old 06-10-2009, 07:45 AM   #1550
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Old 06-10-2009, 08:51 AM   #1551
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Old 06-10-2009, 01:26 PM   #1552
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Old 06-10-2009, 02:30 PM   #1553
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Old 06-10-2009, 02:39 PM   #1554
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They had one thing in common,
They were good in bed
She said, faster, faster,
the lights are turning red.

Life in the fast lane
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Old 06-11-2009, 10:09 PM   #1555
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think i'm going for a walk now
i feel a little unsteady
i don't want nobody to follow me
'cept maybe you

you'll look like a photograph of yourself
taken from far far away
and i won't know what to do
and i won't know what to say

except fuck you...
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Old 06-12-2009, 01:24 AM   #1556
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but I'm not alive
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Old 06-12-2009, 03:56 PM   #1557
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Old 06-12-2009, 09:48 PM   #1558
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if i'm so afraid to fail
that i won't even try
how can i say
that i'm alive
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Old 06-13-2009, 06:06 AM   #1559
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Old 06-13-2009, 06:37 AM   #1560
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if i'm so afraid to fail
that i won't even try
how can i say
that i'm alive
that's just sad.

The best one I've heard in recent times is.....

I'm a cutthroat baller, like OJ Simpson, or on a more emo note...... and this fits my dating life perfect..is........

You should wake up before the wrath comes, you should take off before the wrath comes. Good morning beautiful by the Deftones. God I wish I had tolerance.
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