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Old 06-06-2020, 09:42 AM   #31
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Old 06-29-2020, 01:32 PM   #32
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Old 06-29-2020, 01:41 PM   #33
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Old 07-15-2020, 07:59 PM   #36
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Old 07-28-2020, 10:21 AM   #37
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Old 07-28-2020, 11:46 AM   #38
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Old 07-30-2020, 08:41 AM   #39
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Old 11-25-2020, 10:26 AM   #41
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I found it! I have been looking for the COVID humor section, thank who-haa I found it.

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From SFGate ():
New Orleans swingers event becomes 'superspreader' after 41 test positive for coronavirus

With no dance floor and strict, new coronavirus guidelines, attendees at the 2020 Naughty N'awlins swingers convention swayed in place at their tables and flirted behind face masks from a distance.

After being tested for coronavirus and agreeing to wear masks, about 250 people checked into a New Orleans hotel for the swingers convention on Nov. 14 to reconnect a community separated by the pandemic.

A little more than two weeks later, 41 attendees have tested positive for the virus, according to the event's organizer, in an outbreak that led local officials to call the convention a "superspreader event."
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Old 12-14-2020, 09:01 AM   #45
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