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Old Today, 11:54 AM   #1081
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German cat ghost comedian: How many lives does a dead German cat have?

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Old Today, 12:14 PM   #1082
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An old lady gets on the bus and sits behind the driver. After 5 mins. she taps him on the shoulder and asks if he would like some peanuts. Sure he says and holds out his hand. The old lady pours some peanuts into his hand and he happily munches away. 5 mins. later the old lady asks him if he would like some more peanuts. He once again holds out his hand, she gives him the peanuts and he munches them down. 5 mins later the same thing. The bus drive asks the old lady why she's not eating her peanuts. She says that she can't because she doesn't have any teeth but she really likes the chocolate.
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Old Today, 06:29 PM   #1085
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