COVID Jokes, Prolly bad - BARF

**Butch** · 04-10-2020, 09:12 PM

Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.

Whole bunch here https://www.southbayriders.com/forum...2#post-2236065

**budman** · 04-10-2020, 09:35 PM

Go Butch.

Here are some.

Last one is for you my friend.

CDONA · 04-11-2020, 10:25 AM

BREAKING NEWS *

THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE LIFTING RESTRICTIONS IN PARKS AND BEACHES DURING THE EASTER BREAK.
The Government has announced today that, for the Easter break, certain groups are allowed to go to parks and Beaches and invite friends round for BBQ’s.
IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ
While the majority of the population will remain in lockdown the following groups will be allowed to gather together at parks and beaches:
Imbeciles
Half wits
Morons
Troglodytes
Ignoramus’
Simpletons
Illiterates
Idiots
Dickheads
Twats
Flat earthers
5G Nutjobs
Anyone not in those groups must follow the guidelines set out by the Governments regarding social distancing

**bikeama** · 04-11-2020, 11:50 AM

**budman** · 04-11-2020, 03:20 PM

My kind of cooking

Critter · 04-14-2020, 05:34 PM

youtu.be/pI2rZ4YnIaI

PrincessFalafal · 04-15-2020, 11:10 AM

Hey did you hear how Ducati cured the Coronavirus?

They assigned it a part number. Now no one can get it.

BURNROPE · 04-15-2020, 05:04 PM

Boomer remover

CDONA · 04-16-2020, 10:21 AM

Follow up for the smash & grab @ the supermarket.

Purp caught.

**bikeama** · 04-16-2020, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDONA

Follow up for the smash & grab @ the supermarket.

Purp caught.

What he was doing with the single rolls.

youtu.be/XBLuGNUi6rE

CDONA · 04-16-2020, 09:42 PM

Open container violation

CDONA · 04-19-2020, 11:02 AM

Zippered mask?

CDONA · 04-21-2020, 10:11 AM

PSA

**bojangle** · 04-24-2020, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDONA

PSA

CDONA · 04-27-2020, 09:29 AM

If you wander thru the woods,

Don't wave!

04-10-2020, 09:12 PM	#1
Butch poseur AMA #: 1093637 BARF Moderator Founding Member BARFie winner 2014 & 2017 Contributor +++ Barf Dirtbike Political Advocate Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Jose, bottom of dirty 130 Motorcycles: '18 Alta SM025, ‘18 Alta EX006, ‘17 Alta MX019, 06R6, 05TM530 Black Dream, 01TM250 2T, 91ATK406 Name: Butch	COVID Jokes, Prolly bad Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. Whole bunch here https://www.southbayriders.com/forum...2#post-2236065 __________________ Butch Hodaka Ace 90. I've been riding these things too long. What can I say? How about that Combat Wombat? Terms of Service: http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/info/tos.php and get a dirtbike! preferably a 2 stroke... Or... Electric! Last edited by Butch; 04-10-2020 at 09:13 PM..

04-10-2020, 09:35 PM	#2
budman General Menace AMA Life Member #203453 Highway Aviator Founding Member Top Percent Poster Community Contributor + BB Moto Junkie Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Palo Alto, Ca. Motorcycles: Keep me rocking life Name: Budman	Go Butch. Here are some. Last one is for you my friend. Attached Thumbnails __________________ Your friendly neighborhood.... Budman BARF Terms of Service Be a BARF Contributor! Support those that support Barf! BARF Sponsors 1Rider introduction on KFOG Bone heads and bikers podcasts Racism and RIP threads on Barf - FYI Barf is more than a dub dub dub dealio Godspeed Mom Pit Ho Godspeed Nicky #69 Hoho AMA #203453 Last edited by budman; 04-10-2020 at 09:37 PM..

04-11-2020, 10:25 AM	#3
CDONA Home of Vortex tuning Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Based in Spearfish SD. rolled over there > Motorcycles: Triumph scrambler, TW200, Monkey Name: # 44659	BREAKING NEWS * THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE LIFTING RESTRICTIONS IN PARKS AND BEACHES DURING THE EASTER BREAK. The Government has announced today that, for the Easter break, certain groups are allowed to go to parks and Beaches and invite friends round for BBQ’s. IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ While the majority of the population will remain in lockdown the following groups will be allowed to gather together at parks and beaches: Imbeciles Half wits Morons Troglodytes Ignoramus’ Simpletons Illiterates Idiots Dickheads Twats Flat earthers 5G Nutjobs Anyone not in those groups must follow the guidelines set out by the Governments regarding social distancing Attached Thumbnails __________________ "Chip Tank" in Hope Az. All vaxxed up Started hammerin' Honda 90's around Berryessa, Summer of Love '67

04-11-2020, 11:50 AM	#4
bikeama Super Moderator AMA #: 1097 BARF Moderator Contributor + 3% Join Date: May 2008 Location: Stockton CA Motorcycles: 2020 BMW S1000XR Lowride. Name: Bill	Attached Thumbnails __________________ Keep your best wheel forward. Terms of Service: http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/info/tos.php RULES FOR CLASSIFIED. My travel Blog, see tab on Motorcycle Trips for ride reports

04-11-2020, 03:20 PM	#5
budman General Menace AMA Life Member #203453 Highway Aviator Founding Member Top Percent Poster Community Contributor + BB Moto Junkie Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Palo Alto, Ca. Motorcycles: Keep me rocking life Name: Budman	My kind of cooking __________________ Your friendly neighborhood.... Budman BARF Terms of Service Be a BARF Contributor! Support those that support Barf! BARF Sponsors 1Rider introduction on KFOG Bone heads and bikers podcasts Racism and RIP threads on Barf - FYI Barf is more than a dub dub dub dealio Godspeed Mom Pit Ho Godspeed Nicky #69 Hoho AMA #203453

04-14-2020, 05:34 PM	#6
Critter A car in space...hmmmm. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Shire...510 Motorcycles: Versys 650 Name:	youtu.be/pI2rZ4YnIaI __________________ Buy it, Ride it, Mod it, Race it....sell and repeat.

04-15-2020, 11:10 AM	#7
PrincessFalafal Rookie Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: The Town Motorcycles: Multi PP Name:	Hey did you hear how Ducati cured the Coronavirus? They assigned it a part number. Now no one can get it.

04-15-2020, 05:04 PM	#8
BURNROPE Veteran Contributor + Join Date: May 2011 Location: Larkspur Motorcycles: BMW GS/PD XR600 Name:	Boomer remover

04-16-2020, 10:21 AM	#9
CDONA Home of Vortex tuning Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Based in Spearfish SD. rolled over there > Motorcycles: Triumph scrambler, TW200, Monkey Name: # 44659	Follow up for the smash & grab @ the supermarket. Purp caught. Attached Thumbnails __________________ "Chip Tank" in Hope Az. All vaxxed up Started hammerin' Honda 90's around Berryessa, Summer of Love '67

04-16-2020, 09:42 PM	#11
CDONA Home of Vortex tuning Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Based in Spearfish SD. rolled over there > Motorcycles: Triumph scrambler, TW200, Monkey Name: # 44659	Open container violation __________________ "Chip Tank" in Hope Az. All vaxxed up Started hammerin' Honda 90's around Berryessa, Summer of Love '67

04-19-2020, 11:02 AM	#12
CDONA Home of Vortex tuning Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Based in Spearfish SD. rolled over there > Motorcycles: Triumph scrambler, TW200, Monkey Name: # 44659	Zippered mask? Attached Thumbnails __________________ "Chip Tank" in Hope Az. All vaxxed up Started hammerin' Honda 90's around Berryessa, Summer of Love '67

04-21-2020, 10:11 AM	#13
CDONA Home of Vortex tuning Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Based in Spearfish SD. rolled over there > Motorcycles: Triumph scrambler, TW200, Monkey Name: # 44659	PSA Attached Thumbnails __________________ "Chip Tank" in Hope Az. All vaxxed up Started hammerin' Honda 90's around Berryessa, Summer of Love '67

04-27-2020, 09:29 AM	#15
CDONA Home of Vortex tuning Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Based in Spearfish SD. rolled over there > Motorcycles: Triumph scrambler, TW200, Monkey Name: # 44659	If you wander thru the woods, Don't wave! Attached Thumbnails __________________ "Chip Tank" in Hope Az. All vaxxed up Started hammerin' Honda 90's around Berryessa, Summer of Love '67

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