COVID Jokes, Prolly bad - Page 2 - BARF

**Butch** · 05-06-2020, 09:46 PM

This

**bojangle** · 05-11-2020, 10:48 PM

https://twitter.com/TimJDillon/statu...341861381?s=20

NSFW

**budman** · 05-11-2020, 11:20 PM

If you have the volume turned down it is safe for work.

CDONA · 05-13-2020, 09:51 AM

Some insight from hurting hermits?

**budman** · 05-13-2020, 12:35 PM

1.Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I would go up to a bank teller with a mask on and ask for money.

2. 2019: You see a man in a store wearing a mask and think you are in danger.
2020: you see a man in a store not wearing a mask in a store and think you are in danger.

3.Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

4. Just asked a 6-year-old if he understands why there is no school. He said yes because they are out of toilet paper.

5.After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my home but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason.

6. If you thought toilet paper was crazy ... just wait until 300 million people all want a haircut appointment. (Lots of truth in this one, pedicures and manicures will be the same.)

7. 2020 is a unique Leap Year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March and 5 years in April.

8. Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to prevent COVID-19 but to stop eating.

9. This cleaning with alcohol is total BS. NOTHING gets done after that first bottle.

10.Kinda’ starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.

11.My Mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by lying in the bed all day, but look at me now! I’m saving the world!

12.Whoever owes you money, go to their house now. They should be home.

13.Is your car getting 3 weeks per gallon now? Mine is.

14.It’s like being 16 again, gas is cheap and I’m grounded.

15.Low gas prices during the lock down is like a bald man winning a hairbrush.

16.“All those grandparents who are missing their grandkids now—once this over you can have them for a month.
Sincerely, a tired Mom.”

17.The spread of COVID-19 is based on two factors.
1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is.

18. And just like that, our pastor became a televangelist.

19. Can we uninstall 2020?
This version has a virus.

20. Mom, is that offer to slap me into next year still on the table?”

21. Powerball is up to an 18 pack of Charmin.

22. Let’s not tell some people when quarantine is over.

23. I’ve been trying to make hand sanitizer but it keeps coming out rum and Coke.

CDONA · 05-15-2020, 08:32 AM

Timely advice ?

CDONA · 05-15-2020, 08:35 AM

2020 new version of the "Hokey Pokey"

**bikeama** · 05-18-2020, 07:23 AM

I always loved this picture of Little Richard.

**bikeama** · 05-19-2020, 10:19 AM

**budman** · 05-19-2020, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bikeama

I always loved this picture of Little Richard.

**bikeama** · 05-21-2020, 05:41 AM

Garry Larson saw the future.

**bikeama** · 05-21-2020, 05:05 PM

O.J. always relevant........

Abacinator · 05-21-2020, 05:54 PM

Damn

CDONA · 05-27-2020, 09:48 AM

Mansplaining, ask for it by name, , ,

04-27-2020, 08:25 PM	#16
bikeama Super Moderator AMA #: 1097 BARF Moderator Contributor + 3% Join Date: May 2008 Location: Stockton CA Motorcycles: 2020 BMW S1000XR Lowride. Name: Bill	__________________ Keep your best wheel forward. Terms of Service: http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/info/tos.php RULES FOR CLASSIFIED. My travel Blog, see tab on Motorcycle Trips for ride reports

05-06-2020, 09:46 PM	#17
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05-11-2020, 10:48 PM	#18
bojangle FN # 40 BARF Moderator Contributor Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Bay Area Motorcycles: Kawasaki Versys 1000LT, Prior: Honda 600RR Graffiti, Kawi 650R Name: D	https://twitter.com/TimJDillon/statu...341861381?s=20 NSFW __________________ BARF Terms of Service I use micro agressive trigger words. ""This is my shield. I bear it before me into battle, but it is not mine alone. It protects my city. I will never let my brother out of its shadow nor my city out of its shelter. I will die with my shield before me... facing the enemy." Author Unknown "

05-11-2020, 11:20 PM	#19
budman General Menace AMA Life Member #203453 Highway Aviator Founding Member Top Percent Poster Community Contributor + BB Moto Junkie Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Palo Alto, Ca. Motorcycles: Keep me rocking life Name: Budman	If you have the volume turned down it is safe for work. __________________ Your friendly neighborhood.... Budman BARF Terms of Service Be a BARF Contributor! Support those that support Barf! BARF Sponsors 1Rider introduction on KFOG Bone heads and bikers podcasts Racism and RIP threads on Barf - FYI Barf is more than a dub dub dub dealio Godspeed Mom Pit Ho Godspeed Nicky #69 Hoho AMA #203453

05-13-2020, 09:51 AM	#20
CDONA Home of Vortex tuning Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Based in Spearfish SD. rolled over there > Motorcycles: Triumph scrambler, TW200, Monkey Name: # 44659	Some insight from hurting hermits? Attached Thumbnails __________________ "Chip Tank" in Hope Az. All I want for Xmas is my one vaccines Started hammerin' Honda 90's around Berryessa, Summer of Love '67

05-13-2020, 12:35 PM	#21
budman General Menace AMA Life Member #203453 Highway Aviator Founding Member Top Percent Poster Community Contributor + BB Moto Junkie Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Palo Alto, Ca. Motorcycles: Keep me rocking life Name: Budman	1.Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I would go up to a bank teller with a mask on and ask for money. 2. 2019: You see a man in a store wearing a mask and think you are in danger. 2020: you see a man in a store not wearing a mask in a store and think you are in danger. 3.Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday! 4. Just asked a 6-year-old if he understands why there is no school. He said yes because they are out of toilet paper. 5.After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my home but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason. 6. If you thought toilet paper was crazy ... just wait until 300 million people all want a haircut appointment. (Lots of truth in this one, pedicures and manicures will be the same.) 7. 2020 is a unique Leap Year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March and 5 years in April. 8. Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to prevent COVID-19 but to stop eating. 9. This cleaning with alcohol is total BS. NOTHING gets done after that first bottle. 10.Kinda’ starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens. 11.My Mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by lying in the bed all day, but look at me now! I’m saving the world! 12.Whoever owes you money, go to their house now. They should be home. 13.Is your car getting 3 weeks per gallon now? Mine is. 14.It’s like being 16 again, gas is cheap and I’m grounded. 15.Low gas prices during the lock down is like a bald man winning a hairbrush. 16.“All those grandparents who are missing their grandkids now—once this over you can have them for a month. Sincerely, a tired Mom.” 17.The spread of COVID-19 is based on two factors. 1. How dense the population is. 2. How dense the population is. 18. And just like that, our pastor became a televangelist. 19. Can we uninstall 2020? This version has a virus. 20. Mom, is that offer to slap me into next year still on the table?” 21. Powerball is up to an 18 pack of Charmin. 22. Let’s not tell some people when quarantine is over. 23. I’ve been trying to make hand sanitizer but it keeps coming out rum and Coke. __________________ Your friendly neighborhood.... Budman BARF Terms of Service Be a BARF Contributor! Support those that support Barf! BARF Sponsors 1Rider introduction on KFOG Bone heads and bikers podcasts Racism and RIP threads on Barf - FYI Barf is more than a dub dub dub dealio Godspeed Mom Pit Ho Godspeed Nicky #69 Hoho AMA #203453

05-15-2020, 08:32 AM	#22
CDONA Home of Vortex tuning Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Based in Spearfish SD. rolled over there > Motorcycles: Triumph scrambler, TW200, Monkey Name: # 44659	Timely advice ? Attached Thumbnails __________________ "Chip Tank" in Hope Az. All I want for Xmas is my one vaccines Started hammerin' Honda 90's around Berryessa, Summer of Love '67

05-15-2020, 08:35 AM	#23
CDONA Home of Vortex tuning Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Based in Spearfish SD. rolled over there > Motorcycles: Triumph scrambler, TW200, Monkey Name: # 44659	2020 new version of the "Hokey Pokey" Attached Thumbnails __________________ "Chip Tank" in Hope Az. All I want for Xmas is my one vaccines Started hammerin' Honda 90's around Berryessa, Summer of Love '67

05-18-2020, 07:23 AM	#24
bikeama Super Moderator AMA #: 1097 BARF Moderator Contributor + 3% Join Date: May 2008 Location: Stockton CA Motorcycles: 2020 BMW S1000XR Lowride. Name: Bill	I always loved this picture of Little Richard. Attached Thumbnails __________________ Keep your best wheel forward. Terms of Service: http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/info/tos.php RULES FOR CLASSIFIED. My travel Blog, see tab on Motorcycle Trips for ride reports

05-19-2020, 10:19 AM	#25
bikeama Super Moderator AMA #: 1097 BARF Moderator Contributor + 3% Join Date: May 2008 Location: Stockton CA Motorcycles: 2020 BMW S1000XR Lowride. Name: Bill	Attached Thumbnails __________________ Keep your best wheel forward. Terms of Service: http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/info/tos.php RULES FOR CLASSIFIED. My travel Blog, see tab on Motorcycle Trips for ride reports

05-21-2020, 05:41 AM	#27
bikeama Super Moderator AMA #: 1097 BARF Moderator Contributor + 3% Join Date: May 2008 Location: Stockton CA Motorcycles: 2020 BMW S1000XR Lowride. Name: Bill	Garry Larson saw the future. Attached Thumbnails __________________ Keep your best wheel forward. Terms of Service: http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/info/tos.php RULES FOR CLASSIFIED. My travel Blog, see tab on Motorcycle Trips for ride reports

05-21-2020, 05:05 PM	#28
bikeama Super Moderator AMA #: 1097 BARF Moderator Contributor + 3% Join Date: May 2008 Location: Stockton CA Motorcycles: 2020 BMW S1000XR Lowride. Name: Bill	O.J. always relevant........ Attached Thumbnails __________________ Keep your best wheel forward. Terms of Service: http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/info/tos.php RULES FOR CLASSIFIED. My travel Blog, see tab on Motorcycle Trips for ride reports

05-21-2020, 05:54 PM	#29
Abacinator On a break Contributor + + 1% Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Martinez Motorcycles: 1997 Triumph Tiger 885 "The Tank" Name: Chris	Damn

05-27-2020, 09:48 AM	#30
CDONA Home of Vortex tuning Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Based in Spearfish SD. rolled over there > Motorcycles: Triumph scrambler, TW200, Monkey Name: # 44659	Mansplaining, ask for it by name, , , Attached Thumbnails __________________ "Chip Tank" in Hope Az. All I want for Xmas is my one vaccines Started hammerin' Honda 90's around Berryessa, Summer of Love '67

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