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Old 04-03-2007, 02:41 PM   #31
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Old 04-03-2007, 02:42 PM   #32
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A femme friend told me about how she used gold bond on her junk while she was on the fire crew.
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Old 04-03-2007, 02:44 PM   #33
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Old 04-03-2007, 02:46 PM   #34
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Haa haa haa, and I thought this only happens in gyms in freaking Asia.

... now what do you do with fag's that only talk to you in the changing room when you are butt naked.

I have this fag who comes and talk to me everytime I am changing clothes. He would spot me from the gym floor and follow me in the changing room sometimes.

I only ignore him but he keeps on yapping away to me in the changing room.
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Old 04-03-2007, 02:46 PM   #35
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Come to think of it, I guess I've seen a lot of wrinkle, sagging and afro action when I went to hot springs in Japan.
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Old 04-03-2007, 02:56 PM   #36
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it's shit like that that makes me not want to go to the gym. i'll stick to (not)working out at home and jogging.
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Old 04-03-2007, 03:00 PM   #37
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Haa haa haa, and I thought this only happens in gyms in freaking Asia.

... now what do you do with fag's that only talk to you in the changing room when you are butt naked.

I have this fag who comes and talk to me everytime I am changing clothes. He would spot me from the gym floor and follow me in the changing room sometimes.

I only ignore him but he keeps on yapping away to me in the changing room.
You must be setting off his gaydar.
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Old 04-03-2007, 03:19 PM   #38
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Haa haa haa, and I thought this only happens in gyms in freaking Asia.

... now what do you do with fag's that only talk to you in the changing room when you are butt naked.

I have this fag who comes and talk to me everytime I am changing clothes. He would spot me from the gym floor and follow me in the changing room sometimes.

I only ignore him but he keeps on yapping away to me in the changing room.

instead of going into the locker room, go to the janitor closet. once inside, if he's followed, explain that you're not OUT yet and you'd appreciate his flaming ass staying away from you because you sweat gasoline. then
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Old 04-03-2007, 03:28 PM   #39
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Haa haa haa haa...

and I thought it only happens in gyms in freaking Asia.

.. to add to that, there is this fag who comes to talk to me everytime when I am butt naked... what do you do with ppl like that.

I have ignored him time after time but he still insists. Sometimes he will spot me from across the gym floor and go into the changing room right after me.
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Old 04-03-2007, 03:54 PM   #40
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Oh god, Kelly, you're so right about Decathlon Club. Ancient eastern european grandmothers laying around naked watching TV, lifting up their tig ol' bitties and drying them underneath, and of course giving a little shot of hot air to Don King down below. Not pretty! I wish that locker room were populated with Playboy bunnies (and some Suicide Girls thrown in for a little diversity) coming up with creative new uses for blow dryers, but that just isn't the situation.

I can't even tell you how much that original post grossed me out. I almost lost my double decker tacos.
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Old 04-03-2007, 03:55 PM   #41
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Old 04-03-2007, 04:01 PM   #42
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... now what do you do with fag's that only talk to you in the changing room when you are butt naked.

I have this fag who comes and talk to me everytime I am changing clothes. He would spot me from the gym floor and follow me in the changing room sometimes.

I only ignore him but he keeps on yapping away to me in the changing room.
Why do you care if he is looking at you funny? Take it as a complement, and move on.
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Old 04-03-2007, 04:02 PM   #43
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You guys put gold bond on your wet nuts, wouldn't that make some kind of playdough

I'll stick to my 12 oz curls at home and not worry about seeing any unfamiliar sacks.
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Old 04-03-2007, 04:20 PM   #44
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I wish that locker room were populated with Playboy bunnies (and some Suicide Girls thrown in for a little diversity) coming up with creative new uses for blow dryers, but that just isn't the situation.
With my tattoos, I am as close to being a Suicude Girl as Decathlon will ever see...

It seems the more hideous the body, the less modest the women are (and I hear the same for the men). It's pretty gross.

I also hear that the men like to chat each other up whilst standing around naked and Captain Morgan-style:

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Old 04-03-2007, 04:27 PM   #45
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.. to add to that, there is this fag who comes to talk to me everytime when I am butt naked... what do you do with ppl like that.

I have ignored him time after time but he still insists. Sometimes he will spot me from across the gym floor and go into the changing room right after me.
May be you should look him in the eye and say "Faz I can't talk to you right now" I never had anyone talk to me inside the Locker room (thank god for that). Just look anti-social as if the Army did some chemical testing on you that went awry. Sudden twitching of the neck helps too.
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