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Old 04-03-2007, 04:49 PM   #46
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Ahhh... Thanks Christie for bringing back the terrible memories from my childhood vacations on the Adriatic sea. Busses of granmas and granpas would unload next to the beach and within minutes there would be 20 - 30 of them bathing in the shallow waters.

Spread eagle in a hot summer wind was a known cure for rheumatoid arthritis.

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Oh god, Kelly, you're so right about Decathlon Club. Ancient eastern european grandmothers laying around naked watching TV, lifting up their tig ol' bitties and drying them underneath, and of course giving a little shot of hot air to Don King down below. Not pretty! I wish that locker room were populated with Playboy bunnies (and some Suicide Girls thrown in for a little diversity) coming up with creative new uses for blow dryers, but that just isn't the situation.

I can't even tell you how much that original post grossed me out. I almost lost my double decker tacos.
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Old 04-03-2007, 04:53 PM   #47
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Old 04-03-2007, 04:55 PM   #48
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The guys and gals are probably married and it is the only way they get a blow job.
Hey! I resemble that remark.
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Old 04-03-2007, 04:56 PM   #49
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Old 04-03-2007, 05:00 PM   #50
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She said 'Captain Morgan Style.' Awesome visual, thanks for nothin'
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Old 04-03-2007, 05:32 PM   #51
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Whatever happened to a plain ol' rub-job with your towel? Feels much better than a hair dryer I would think. Besides which my noggin has no use for a hair dryer so I'd probably hurt myself with it.
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Old 04-03-2007, 07:30 PM   #52
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Ahhh... Thanks Christie for bringing back the terrible memories from my childhood vacations on the Adriatic sea. Busses of granmas and granpas would unload next to the beach and within minutes there would be 20 - 30 of them bathing in the shallow waters.

Spread eagle in a hot summer wind was a known cure for rheumatoid arthritis.

No wonder I am so f'd up.
Hee hee. I was hoping you'd catch that one Dan!
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Old 04-03-2007, 10:28 PM   #53
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Hmm, I was thinking of joining that Decathlon place - used to have a membership at their sister club in Los Gatos. How are their pools? Sauna and steam rooms?

I'll see about going in and speaking with the membership representative about the many accounts of hairdryer abuse in the locker room. Maybe it'll give me a discount on the initiation.

Damn I miss the sports club in SF....
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Old 04-03-2007, 10:45 PM   #54
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Hee hee. I was hoping you'd catch that one Dan!
I guess my fetish for older ladies is so obvious
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Old 04-03-2007, 10:49 PM   #55
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this is another BARF classic thread...

I can't stop laughing while reading all this...
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Old 04-04-2007, 04:44 AM   #56
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I don't use a blowdryer but I think I'll use one on my hairy beanbag this morning just to see what all the hype is about.
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:19 AM   #57
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Hmm, I was thinking of joining that Decathlon place - used to have a membership at their sister club in Los Gatos. How are their pools? Sauna and steam rooms?

I'll see about going in and speaking with the membership representative about the many accounts of hairdryer abuse in the locker room. Maybe it'll give me a discount on the initiation.

Damn I miss the sports club in SF....
Decathlon is a really nice club. Expensive, but nice. The locker rooms & showers are clean (just avoid the hair dryers ). The pool, sauna, and steam room are all nice, but I would never use the hot tubs (insert Don King image and other oddities I have witnessed occurring in the hot tub).

I'm going to be switching to a new gym soon, though, as I am switching jobs and my membership will no longer be paid for.
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Old 04-04-2007, 07:15 AM   #58
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Old 04-04-2007, 07:24 AM   #59
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Old 04-04-2007, 07:27 AM   #60
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Just sometimes I was into that photochop thing cuz if I was I would create an image of Captain Morgon with Don King in head lock.
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