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Old 08-29-2018, 10:19 PM   #1
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The Bloggess NSFW?

Jenny Lawson is really twisted and funny. Like many of us.
http://thebloggess.com

I suppose this will take you to the latest, but I must preserve this one:

"So last night Dorothy Barker wouldn’t sleep and she whined like crazy and tried to go out to pee at least 10 times so today I took her to the vet and the vet was like, “Her bladder is too small to stick a needle in (wtf?) but we think your dog has a bacterial urinary tract infection and canine derma vaginitis” and I know the first one but the second one was new to me so the vet was like, “Her cooter’s all borked up. That’ll be $300.”

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Her book, "Let's Pretend This Never Happened" is really good.
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Old 08-29-2018, 10:28 PM   #2
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I’d bet a Vet owning a large animal clinic pulls in more money than your average General Practioner for humans.
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Old 08-30-2018, 01:40 AM   #3
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I’d bet a Vet owning a large animal clinic pulls in more money than your average General Practioner for humans.
With less insurance difficulties.
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Old 08-31-2018, 12:03 PM   #4
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Jenny Lawson is really twisted and funny. Like many of us.
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Thanks for the link; very entertaining!
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i have been reading the bloggess for a long time, truly twisted funny stuff, but also full of compassion and support for mental illness issues (depression, etc.)
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And now this...
http://thebloggess.com/2015/01/20/crapscrabble/
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Old 10-28-2018, 06:50 PM   #7
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Holloween Dorothy Barker

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