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Old 09-02-2020, 07:34 AM   #61
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lying on the stones on the shore. in the dark. muscles torn. bones broken. heart aching. waiting for the tide to rise and take you into sweet oblivion. and then dawn breaks. and the glow flows over you. and you open a swollen eye, and cry at the beauty of the sun on the horizon. and think maybe...maybe you can pull yourself up - and make it one more day. maybe. one more day. and you rise.
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Old 09-02-2020, 07:40 AM   #62
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We’re calling out “Tiny Cat” and she comes running.
Mike we have a bunch of these neon blue tailed lizards and bright yellow sneaks up at Yep.
Cool. We have a bunch of those skinks up here. No snakes that I have seen though.
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Old 09-02-2020, 07:42 AM   #63
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The smoke was so heavy this weekend up there.
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Old 09-02-2020, 07:54 AM   #65
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I hope her delivery goes well.
The smoke seems to linger out here too. I am accustomed to opening all my windows and doors for a good airing out but I haven't done that in weeks.
It's September and maybe another visit is possible? I can work and I can relax, whatever is on the agenda.
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Is it possible for two people to eat each other's butts at the same time?
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Asking the important questions as usual.
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Goddammit, you had me trying to picture how that might actually work
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sure, just cut them each in half.

not sure how long they'll be able to do it though.
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Dogs can do it and humans are smarter than dogs. Well some humans are.
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