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Old 10-30-2020, 11:54 AM   #1081
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Old 10-30-2020, 12:14 PM   #1082
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An old lady gets on the bus and sits behind the driver. After 5 mins. she taps him on the shoulder and asks if he would like some peanuts. Sure he says and holds out his hand. The old lady pours some peanuts into his hand and he happily munches away. 5 mins. later the old lady asks him if he would like some more peanuts. He once again holds out his hand, she gives him the peanuts and he munches them down. 5 mins later the same thing. The bus drive asks the old lady why she's not eating her peanuts. She says that she can't because she doesn't have any teeth but she really likes the chocolate.
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Old 10-30-2020, 04:38 PM   #1083
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Old 10-30-2020, 04:50 PM   #1084
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Old 10-30-2020, 06:29 PM   #1085
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Turning back the clocks and getting an extra hour in 2020 is like getting a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album.
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Old 10-31-2020, 06:17 AM   #1086
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Turning back the clocks didn't impress native Americans, they said: "Only a white man would cut the bottom foot off a blanket, sew it to the top and then think he had a longer blanket."
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Old 10-31-2020, 06:38 AM   #1087
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Old 11-02-2020, 12:28 PM   #1088
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Trump has a massive heart attack and of course, ends up in hell. Lucifer is greeting him and explains that there are only 3 presidential suites in hell and they are all occupied. Lucifer offers him one of the suites but he will have to replace the occupier. Trump opens the first door and inside is Obama jumping in a pool, climbing out to the pool and jumping back in, over and over. Trump says no thanks, that would mess up my hair. Trump opens the door to the second suite and it is occupied by Bush who is running around a track, lap after lap. Trumps says no thanks, that will be bad for my shins. He opens the third door and there is Clinton, tied spread eagle on a bed with Monica between his legs, doing what Monica does best. Trump says I can do that. Lucifer says, OK, Monica, you can go now.
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Old 11-02-2020, 12:29 PM   #1089
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Husband and Wife are Christmas Shopping at a busy shopping mall just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on his cell.
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
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"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I am in the motorcycle shop next door to that."
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