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Old 07-03-2020, 06:38 PM   #1
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They/she used a gun to hang herself?
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Gallows humor is one thing, but a resignation/acceptance of uninvestigated murder by people with means, is sadly dehumanizing.

Edit: I guess one's perspective becomes warped after being locked in a sea trunk in the basement of some Barfer's Mom for as long as I have.

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Old 07-04-2020, 06:20 AM   #12
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Gallows humor is one thing, but a resignation/acceptance of uninvestigated murder by people with means, is sadly dehumanizing.
You should go post that on the "complaints from moms' basement" page. This is BARF.
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O stop it. It was the Covid that did it. The noose was a garage door opener.


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O stop it. It was the Covid that did it. The noose was a garage door opener.
I mean really, who doesn't have a noose for a garage door opener? Right?
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I mean really, who doesn't have a noose for a garage door opener? Right?
I'm so redneck, I don't even have a garage door opener.
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