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Old 12-14-2020, 09:22 AM   #46
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I'm not seeing the covid angle, but that's pretty funny.
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Old 12-15-2020, 01:06 PM   #47
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The SO told me this one this morning:

Although COVID spreads mostly through the mouth & nose..

..scientists now conclude the greatest risk comes from assholes.
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Old 12-16-2020, 10:33 PM   #48
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The SO told me this one this morning:

Although COVID spreads mostly through the mouth & nose..

..scientists now conclude the greatest risk comes from assholes.
So THAT explains all the TP hoarding. It all makes sense now.
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Old 01-14-2021, 04:20 PM   #50
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Was out to dinner with the wife and the waitress started flirting with me.
"too bad she has COVID" my wife said
"how do you know?" I asked

"She has no taste"
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Was out to dinner with the wife and the waitress started flirting with me.
"too bad she has COVID" my wife said
"how do you know?" I asked

"She has no taste"
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