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Old 01-11-2019, 03:14 PM   #61
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Oh awesome, this is turning into the DMV fees thread 2.0.

Speaking of sanctuary, it seems BARF is becoming more of a safe space for conservative snowflake whining every day.
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Old 01-11-2019, 03:36 PM   #62
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Barf has always been and will remain a liberal based forum like the BA in general.

See what you want to see Surj.

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Old 01-11-2019, 03:41 PM   #63
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84.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
It's 65%


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Statistician Blues
[Verse 1]
They say that three percent of people
Use five to six percent of their brain
Ninety-seven percent use just three percent
And the rest goes down the drain
I'll never know which one I am
But I'll bet you my last dime
Ninety-nine percent think we're three percent
One-hundred percent of the time

[Verse 2]
They say sixty-five percent of all statistics
Are made up right there on the spot
Eighty-two-point-four percent of people believe 'em
Whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe
But I do know there's no doubt
I need another double-shot of something ninety-proof
I got too much to think about

[Chorus]
Too much to think about
Too much to figure out
Stuck between hope and doubt
It's too much to think about
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They say seventy-four percent of everything you learn in college
Is a bunch a bullshit you'll never need
Eighty-three-point-four percent of everything you got
You bought to satisfy your greed
Because ninety-one percent of the world's population
Links possessions to success
Even though eighty-eight percent of the wealthiest one percent
Of the population drinks to an alarming excess
More money, more stress

[Chorus]
It's too much to think about
Too much to figure out
Stuck between hope and doubt
It's too much to think about
Pick it now

[Verse 4]
They say seventy-four percent of all statisticians
Truly hate their fucking jobs
The average bank robber lives within, say
About twenty miles of the bank that he robs
There's this little bank not far from here
That I've been watching now a while
Seems like lately alls I can think about's
How bad I wanna go out in style
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Old 01-11-2019, 03:44 PM   #64
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Ignoring the elitist and racist drivel from the first part of your post, I agree with the last part.
Really? Do yo know what is happening in California? Do you understand that people that show up from other Countries get more benefits and don't have to follow laws that natural born United States citizens do have to follow?

I will start with AB-60. And we can move on, one law and benefit after another. Check it out. AB-60 allows illegals to get a driver's license. AND HOW DO YOU REGISTER TO VOTE IN CALIFORNIA. Why, with a DAMN DRIVER'S LICENSE. So any jerk can just walk into California and vote. Why have a country at all? Just give all my money to someone from Nigeria or Guatamalia and slit my throat. Thanks.
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Old 01-11-2019, 03:50 PM   #65
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Really? Do yo know what is happening in California? Do you understand that people that show up from other Countries get more benefits and don't have to follow laws that natural born United States citizens do have to follow?

I will start with AB-60. And we can move on, one law and benefit after another. Check it out. AB-60 allows illegals to get a driver's license. AND HOW DO YOU REGISTER TO VOTE IN CALIFORNIA. Why, with a DAMN DRIVER'S LICENSE. So any jerk can just walk into California and vote. Why have a country at all? Just give all my money to someone from Nigeria or Guatamalia and slit my throat. Thanks.
Wait Gavin wants free health care for illegals until the age of 26.
They already get free college.

Soon He'll tax the air like was said earlier.
Global warming My A**
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Old 01-11-2019, 03:52 PM   #66
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Barf has always been and will remain a liberal based forum like the BA in general.

See what you want to see Surj.

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Budman I didn't give anyone permission to put their eyeball prints on me....
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Old 01-11-2019, 03:55 PM   #67
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Old 01-11-2019, 04:23 PM   #68
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Neither elitist nor racist. What part of his post isn't true? He isn't claiming a thing, he is not racist, the evidence is there for anyone wanting to look.

Illegal immigrants are not a race.
Thanks for your support.

For many on the left, any disagreement they may have with any position that anyone takes, makes that person either elitist, racist or both.
Deplorable, really...ÖÖÖ.
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Old 01-11-2019, 04:38 PM   #69
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$76 for phone in hand? Itís definitely $150+ after the court fees etc so I canít imagine these other tickets wow
I got a cell violation for the hand job last year. I was not moving, so the CHP wrote it up as no moving. It was $276. Local jurisdictions can add fees, and they are very generous about doing so.

Since it did not affect my insurance because not moving violation, I paid it.

For those of you who don't get tickets regularly, the OP numbers look very realistic to me.

I had a Camaro ZL1, and it was a real ticket magnet. Of course, I did do a lot of speeding, had tinted windows and no front license plate (esthetics ya know).
So I know what traffic fines cost.

Got a ticket for doing 83 mph in a 65 on my Harley. It was north of $385. Got out of it by written declaration trial. Case dismissed. See, I made friends with the cop, and he dropped during our conversation that he hated responding to written declarations.

Had to pay the tinted window fine, but did not have to take the tint off. I told the cop it was permanent. Front license plate??? I know people, let's just say. Still won't use one on my new Audi RS5. Really ugly.

If there is anything racist or elitist in my remarks, I apologize in advance to the Snowflakes.
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Old 01-11-2019, 04:42 PM   #70
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Illegals not obeying the law? Who'd a thunk..

No worries, just call the white guy elitist and racist...


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Ignoring the elitist and racist drivel from the first part of your post, I agree with the last part.
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Old 01-11-2019, 05:05 PM   #71
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Illegals not obeying the law? Who'd a thunk..

No worries, just call the white guy elitist and racist...
The irony is the same guy you're defending is bragging about disobeying the law in his $65k modified sports car.

But sure, the people moving here to provide better life for them and their children, often times fleeing dangerous gangs and corrupt governments, are the assholes.

PS, I'm white too.

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Old 01-11-2019, 06:48 PM   #72
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The irony is the same guy you're defending is bragging about disobeying the law in his $65k modified sports car.

But sure, the people moving here to provide better life for them and their children, often times fleeing dangerous gangs and corrupt governments, are the assholes.

PS, I'm white too.
Sure I brag about it. Brown and Newsom do!

They donít give a shit about any laws they donít like. Why should any of us?
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Old 01-11-2019, 06:54 PM   #73
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I don't see BARF as liberal or conservative. What I do see is rampant bitching from the same characters in threads like the DMV fees one I linked. It's been pages since there's been anything relevant or motorcycle related in there, and it's not even clever or thoughtful or interesting—just the same complaining, over and over. It's long since ruined that discussion, as is happening to this one.

I don't observe the same volume or tone from the left here, but I admittedly don't read every thread the way I used to when I was a mod.

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Old 01-11-2019, 07:12 PM   #74
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I will start with AB-60. And we can move on, one law and benefit after another. Check it out. AB-60 allows illegals to get a driver's license. AND HOW DO YOU REGISTER TO VOTE IN CALIFORNIA. Why, with a DAMN DRIVER'S LICENSE. So any jerk can just walk into California and vote. Why have a country at all? Just give all my money to someone from Nigeria or Guatamalia and slit my throat. Thanks.
Allowing illegal immigrants to get licenses was a net positive.

Not having a license did not keep people from driving. An unlicensed driver's insurance would not pay out in a crash, even if they were paying for insurance. Allowing illegal immigrants to get licenses meant they at least had to take a basic driving test, could get insurance that would actually pay out, and gave police a means of positive identification. Win win win.

The voting thing is more complicated and I try to stay out of politics on this forum.
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Really, that's what you're going with!?

A man was in a sex shop looking for a gift for his wife. Mother's Day was just around the corner and he wanted to get her the perfect gift. He was having trouble deciding so he went up to the counter to get some help. He asked the girl at the counter, a stunningly hot blonde, what her favorite toy was. Without hesitation she answered, "Oh, definitely the Magic Dildo!"

"Magic Dildo?", asked the man.

"Yes. It's quite possibly the most advanced sex toy ever created. All you have to do is say the words 'Magic Dildo' followed by the part of your body you want it to fuck... and it will. Care for a demonstration? I never leave home without mine."

The man was slightly confused by what he was hearing. It didn't sound possible. So, being the skeptic, he accepted her offer for a demonstration. The girl took out her purse, unzipped it, then said "Magic Dildo my pussy!"

Just like that, out from her purse erupted a shining golden dildo. It quickly flew below the counter and up the shop keepers skirt. She grasped the glass display case in front of her and began moaning intensely. In between gasps, a few seconds later, she managed "Magic Dildo stop!"

There was no need for hesitation. The man bought one right then and there! The girl, still trembling, quickly punched in his purchase then hurriedly ran to the back room with her purse. As the man left, all he could hear was, "Magic Dildo my pussy!" Followed by a long satisfied scream.

He could hardly wait to see his wife's reaction to the gift. He'd never felt this excited in his entire life! He jumped into his car and tore off for home. Racing down the interstate he was swerving from lane to lane, driving like a mad man. Just then he noticed a police car pulling out behind him. Hoping that maybe they didn't see him, he slowed down to a reasonable speed. But it was too late. The sirens came on.

Reluctantly he pulled over to the side of the road. The cop car pulled in behind him. The officer approached his door, and started the usual spiel, "License and registration."

The glint of the gold packaging caught the officers eye. After looking a bit closer, thinking it may be a gun, he saw the picture on the box. More than a bit repulsed, the cop demanded, "What in God's name is that thing?!"

The man, having just retrieved his registration from the glove compartment, looked down at the box. His face flushed in embarrassment, he turned to the officer and said, "That's uhh... A Magic Dildo. It's for my wife. An early Mother's Day gift."

Still sickened, the cop regretfully retorts, "Yeah right. Magic Dildo, huh? Magic Dildo my ass!"
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