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Old 06-17-2019, 04:44 PM   #151
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Let’s pretend that I am dating a Catholic nun. Does the five date rule still apply?

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Old 06-17-2019, 06:54 PM   #152
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How many OGs will post in this zombie thread and what percentage of them will in fact BE actual zombies?
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Old 06-17-2019, 07:02 PM   #153
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Please explain the economics of inflation and how the three date rule become the five date rule.
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Old 06-17-2019, 07:18 PM   #154
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What is best in life, and what does that say about humanity, if anything?
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Old 06-17-2019, 10:08 PM   #156
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Should I roll the dice on burritos in Ireland? Looks like the owner is from Tijuana, could be legit.

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is it against the Geneva convention to torture someone by taking their shoes and socks off, smearing cat food on the bottoms of their feet and having kittens lick it off?
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Old 06-18-2019, 11:27 AM   #158
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Siouxsie or Patricia Morrison?
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Old 06-18-2019, 12:44 PM   #159
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Old 06-18-2019, 02:07 PM   #160
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Last evening, my son and his girlfriend came over for a Father's Day dinner. The girlfriend works in SF and related story after story of all the human poo and shootin up going on in the places she has to be to get to work (she works at Square).

So my question to you is: how does the poo thing finally resolve? My personal theory is that everytime you further empower or entitle the right of homeless to exist, they act out. First it was smashing car windows. Now it's pooing everywhere. How does this all end, anyway, even with a mayor trying to get them to poo and shoot up indoors. Also my son, who works in Berkeley said that just yesterday, a guy was out to lunch at a take out joint and some dude came up and poo'ed on the bench, so it ain't just an SF thing.

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It will not be fixed. San Francisco is the gold standard for elitist, exclusionary, American leftism. The root of the problem is a culture dedicated to putting funds out there to assist the needy, without any willingness for accountability or personal responsibility from either the needy, or those contributing the funds. I work in an industry that tries directly to help with this problem, but I wonít prattle on about it and turn this into a political thread. You know you are fucked up when the bloody New York Times is calling out your liberalism. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/22/o...ing-nimby.html

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Letís pretend that I am dating a Catholic nun. Does the five date rule still apply?

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As Nuns are old school, the CHEESEFURTER Rule applies on the 3rd recordable event.

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How many OGs will post in this zombie thread and what percentage of them will in fact BE actual zombies?
Shit, I donít know, hopefully all? We could use the flava around here, itís a new game, a new era, mate 11!!!11!

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Please explain the economics of inflation and how the three date rule become the five date rule.
Please see Lizardís previous post in the Turning 40 Thread around having a 36 hour recovery time. Since a manís inflation is directly proportionate to how low his balls hang, when they get down to your knees, you need to adjust your plan programming for your inflation accordingly and space it out.

Also, youíll go blind, you need to cut back.

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Have you not gone and cleaned up on Jeopardy?
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What is best in life, and what does that say about humanity, if anything?
As you well know, what is best in life is to, ďCrush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of der women.Ē The important reveal about Humanity there, is that we are fortunate in that we are the only species on earth able to appreciate what is best in life. Most life forms are unable to grasp the concept of enemies, or understand the nature of lamentations when they hear them, so truly, Crom has given all humans a gift in their ability to revel in such great things.

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Should I roll the dice on burritos in Ireland? Looks like the owner is from Tijuana, could be legit.

http://www.pablopicante.com/

xoxo,
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Yes, the default answer to risking a Burrito is always yes. Burrito joy is always worth literally putting your ass on the line. However, before you go in, you should wear the largest Sombrero you can find, with a serape, because Ireland is cold, and warn them in advance that as property of your wife you are officially a Mexican now and they will be judged accordingly. Make sure you are near the hotel before you do this.

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is it against the Geneva convention to torture someone by taking their shoes and socks of, smearing cat food on the bottoms of their feet and having kittens lick it off?
Technically no, but nobody is afraid of the Swiss anyway, fuck Ďem if they canít take a joke. If Geneva calls you to protest, tell those fuckers to eat a chocolate and fuck off before you bend them over and make them your Swiss Miss.

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Siouxsie or Patricia Morrison?
Brutal Call. We love Patricia, but Siouxsie refers to the lead singer of The Cure as, ďFat Boy Smith,Ē which means she wins.



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No dear, but I do have a job and some semblance of a life. A practitioner of the Eldritch Arts can only do so much.
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is it against the Geneva convention to torture someone by taking their shoes and socks off, smearing cat food on the bottoms of their feet and having kittens lick it off?
I just let out a squeal and can't stop my feet from twitching right now.
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Eldo delivers!!! ha ha. thanks for NYT link too.

THe Irish Mexican thing has a personal angle. I had a violinist in my band, an American girl, who lived in Mexico and started an Irish band. Then she moved to Ireland to go to college and started a mariachi band. There is a persistent connection going back to 19th century with the San Patricio Battalion who fought in Mexico.

But it still would seem weird to get a burrito there. OTOH, I had Mexi food in Berlin, at the Cafe Dolores, which was a complete lift from Mission Street. Pro-tip: the chips just sucked. They just weren't right.

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How can we reboot the motorcycle industry?
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Old 06-18-2019, 03:18 PM   #164
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Eldo delivers!!! ha ha. thanks for NYT link too.

THe Irish Mexican thing has a personal angle. I had a violinist in my band, an American girl, who lived in Mexico and started an Irish band. Then she moved to Ireland to go to college and started a mariachi band. There is a persistent connection going back to 19th century with the San Patricio Battalion who fought in Mexico.

But it still would seem weird to get a burrito there. OTOH, I had Mexi food in Berlin, at the Cafe Dolores, which was a complete lift from Mission Street. Pro-tip: the chips just sucked. They just weren't right.
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How can we reboot the motorcycle industry?
Good question, I recommend: https://www.westfield.com/sanfrancis...shoe-wiz/14909 for downtown San Francisco. They have rebooted one pair of boots and one pair of dress shoe for me in the last few years and they do excellent work. I am about to take another pair of boots in this week.
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Old 06-18-2019, 03:27 PM   #165
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Is the heat killing my peppers?
Why are my peppers so good?
Is there anything wrong with making salsa for the people.
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