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Old 04-04-2007, 07:29 AM   #61
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Old 04-04-2007, 07:58 AM   #62
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Fucking funny shit! I think you might need a new gym...less ghetto, more style?

My Gym's yuppie nice and the worst thing guys do in the locker room is turn basketball on ALL the Tv's and stare at my shaved unit in confusion...
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Old 04-04-2007, 08:19 AM   #63
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May be you should look him in the eye and say "Faz I can't talk to you right now" I never had anyone talk to me inside the Locker room (thank god for that). Just look anti-social as if the Army did some chemical testing on you that went awry. Sudden twitching of the neck helps too.



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...and stare at my shaved unit in confusion...


oh yeah...forgot... shaved makes it look bigger.
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Old 04-04-2007, 08:58 AM   #64
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:06 AM   #65
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oh yeah...forgot... shaved makes it look bigger.
Oh, I'm glad you clarified this because I was thinking he did it to prevent dingle berries.

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Old 04-04-2007, 09:23 AM   #66
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:44 AM   #67
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How do you get berries on your nutz? Shitting upside down?
Or mr Dirt E Sanchez P'nIIDB!
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Old 04-04-2007, 10:05 AM   #68
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Old 04-04-2007, 10:06 AM   #69
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How do you get berries on your nutz? Shitting upside down?
Wiping from back to front.
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Old 04-04-2007, 10:14 AM   #70
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Dirty Sanchez =! PIIDB
Well technically there is an additional action required for the dirty sanchez.


FTR my silly nickname for Holeshot is Dirt E Sanchez!
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Old 04-04-2007, 10:21 AM   #71
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BTW//Status Report ball drying:

I did end up trying the blow dry thing this morning and while nice, not something I'd feel remotely comfortable with at the gym. The ole' towel dry job works just fine for me.
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Old 04-04-2007, 10:33 AM   #72
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BTW//Status Report ball drying:

I did end up trying the blow dry thing this morning and while nice, not something I'd feel remotely comfortable with at the gym. The ole' towel dry job works just fine for me.
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Old 03-01-2008, 08:02 PM   #73
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What in the hell is up with people at the gym blow drying there fooking nuts... that sh!t is gross and needs be done at home or something.. im trying to wash my hands and you have your damn leg up on the counter fooking spread eagle you nasty S.O.B.! </rant>

ok carry on...
. i've seen this sh*t at the gym too. (24 hour on Paseo in Fremont if anyone goes there)

this old german guy dries his sack and butthole/crack on the hand dryer.
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Old 03-06-2008, 05:54 AM   #74
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This little old asian dude is standing there buck nakids (without even shower shoes) blowdring his tiny little nuts for a minute at the San Leandro 24 hr club, and im thinking this is really fucked up, it should only take 15 seconds. Worst than that, this 50 yr old black woman was filing her bunions or whatever on her feet on a bench next to the hot tub in Castro Valleys 24 club. Im giving her a dirty look like whats wrong with you, and she stops and gives me a look like go ahead and say something. I new better than to say something to her, because of the same reason that theres few black women in customer service.

BTW blow drying your nuts at home feels good.
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Old 03-07-2008, 01:16 AM   #75
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first post!

My first post, and its about old men drying their balls!

I see this all the time at the 24 hour fitness on Fremont in Sunnyvale. Like using the hand dryers to dry your balls and body just came into fashion. Every trip I make to the gym is a guaranteed view of some old cock and balls!
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