Again, thank you all for sharing - Lots of good food for thought.
Btw, the $3900 included parts and labor and the bike only has 7xx miles!
Update:
My interactions with the service manager at Motor Cafe have been very positive, which helps instil confidence.
Their tech dug deeper and the conclusion as of now is there’s a simple ball and spring checkvalve that failed. Metal from it went downstream and blocked oil flow to the head which overheated, melted the plastic retainer clip, scorched (is that the right word?) the cam, and broke a rocker arm.
Another weird and unrelated thing they discovered is the cam chain tensioner was installed backwards.
The bike is basically oem other than crash protection and extremely low miles. And so, he was very sympathetic to « my pain » and recommended we try to work with Husqvarna (despite being out of warranty) seeing as how this was clearly a non rider nor owner induced failure.
Husqvarna called me back immediately and have opened a case. Will keep you all posted. Maybe they’ll split the bill with me. Regardless, i do appreciate everyone (Motor Cafe, Husky, and you

) for taking their time.
If this bike is fixed for a reasonable cost, i’m still extremely tempted to keep it because it was in fact that much fun to ride and despite this experience, i’ve heard of long lasting engines overall.
Feel free to give me your 2 cents. Keep and give it a second chance, or go the 500exc route, with two sets of wheels.