Haha, Eldritch your last line made me laugh.
I've been coaching youth lacrosse and ice hockey for the last 8 years. Some of the parents and coaches are absolutely insane competitive and serious and it's even worse in baseball and football.
I'm sure having an ex-pro coach, they will be chill because they realize how ridiculous it is to care about these things at the youth level, but the average parent/coach gets way too caught up in it.