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I want to support this Restaurant, after seeing their "kid Poilicy"

I have this wild image of a guy partially out the window with his fat hips keeping him from pooping out all the way. Holy shit.
The passenger in Flight 1380 was held by other passengers to prevent her from being completely sucked out of the aircraft. Her upper torso was outside the cabin. Notice the color of the fuselage behind her window.
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Well, let's not sit in line with the compressor fan blades. I no longer will, if I fly again.
The damage was behind the engine.
 
Considering the airlines business model, where you are made uncomfortable and inconvenient unless you pay more, this will likely be used as a revenue generating tool. "You never know what might happen if you fly economy....better upgrade for extra $$$)
 
If it doesn't have a screaming baby then it's not Screaming Baby Airlines.
 
Seems weird considering businesses are allowed to "Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to Anyone"...

Why not just 86 those rambunctious kids instead? Charging money for this behavior sounds more like a markup opportunity,...
 
Is this a reference to Stephanie Miller? She used to say the all the time.
I don't know, I just started saying it in the late 90s when I was flying a lot and there always seemed to be a screaming baby.
 
Need to do the same on airplanes. If the kid starts acting up take it outside

That's more logical than "Ooh, some scary looking woman is acting kind of mental, getting in everyone's face. We need to turn back and return to the point of departure, because it's 5 minutes closer than our intended destination. Safety first!"
 
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Apparently I've been lucky to never have any specific recollection of any of my flight experiences being tainted by loud crying babies or kids being unruly in general.

Probably just jinxed myself for my next flight.
 
I appreciate screaming babies.

Were it not for screaming babies then noise cancelling technology would still be in it's infancy. (sorry)
 
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