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What Are You Thinking Of Right Now?

ctwo said:
Dude - WTF! You build it up, the full treatment, and you just tease... WFT am I supposed to do with this now? This is not PPV - it's supposed to be included with the barf subscription!
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Subscribe to my onlyFeet... Duh
 
I'm thinking a grilled cheese sandwich with Brie, sliced Granny Smith apple and fig jam on sliced sourdough will be dinner tonight.
 
I also learned, through my years of working, that job security is mostly a fantasy. That’s why I worked exclusively for startups during my last 35 years of work.
 
I'm thinking of my years in the army. Specifically one song. We used to sing it while we were marching, in basic training, to the shooting ranges at Fort Ord.

 
ST Guy said:
I also learned, through my years of working, that job security is mostly a fantasy. That’s why I worked exclusively for startups during my last 35 years of work.
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i dunno. me and him have always gone for big multinational corps. i got a mega pension, he got a boatload of stock. when he finally had enough of the mind numbing intensity and told ‘em he was out (retiring early), they offered him 2 years of pay to stay 4 more months. critical project. he thought about it for a microsecond and then said no (he figured the carrot dangling would just keep carrying on, and he was ‘put a fork in it’ done). that’s what you get when a whole lotta years of a very lucrative retention policy backfires lol.
 
I'm thinking I need to buy a new mop.

Just hand scrubbed the entire kitchen floor, it was nasty...

All except one square and I'm waiting for an exit path to dry.

Shiny
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Plus side of having a heart attack and taking it very seriously; huge reduction in , salt, sugar, fats, and alcohol, result in the Stich that’s been hanging up too tight for half a decade now fits! :banana
 
We should talk eating order.

Protein first.
Fruit/ veggies next then carbs.

The nutrition stuff is complicated.
I am still learning.
 
Most of my daily calories come from fat, the rest from protein. Super easy when you just eat beef :teeth also it’s hard because you just eat beef :rofl the results are worth it for some 💪 to stick with it long term or to reset the body back to a healthy baseline or to use as elimination diet to identify trigger foods
 
What would you do?
Where would you hide ?
From a 6 foot Purple Flying Monkey,

Walked into a retail store this week, and found the employees all dressed in Theater Actor quality costumes,
of The Wizard of Oz , All there running a photo shoot on the patio, with a yellow brick road, I got to walk the YBR too.
When I left I had to click my heels to go home, For the YBR disappeared, rolled up.

Sedona Pot store, Too much Fun club.
 
awesome halloween night in town. people lined our rickety old main street handing out candy. tons of trick or treaters. wore a full face wicked steam punk mask with red horns, and a long black hooded cape. stood very still. freaked out the kids. they thought i was a statue until i moved - following them with my face when they walked by. a little girl was my fav. walking along behind her mom, staring at me, wide eyed. fear in ‘em. slower and slower. finally she stops, looks at me and says ‘you look really scary’. i replied ‘you look delicious’. she screamed and ran off to catch up with her mom. am thinking - i might invade her dreams tonight. halloween fright night score!

on second thought - there was fear in her eyes, but also intrigue. she was bold enough to confront me. that’s a positive sign. i hope it inspires her to choose fight over flight the next time. I learned that lesson at a young age. it’s an invaluable one for little girls.
 
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littlebeast said:
awesome halloween night in town. people lined our rickety old main street handing out candy. tons of trick or treaters. wore a full face wicked steam punk mask with red horns, and a long black hooded cape. stood very still. freaked out the kids. they thought i was a statue until i moved - following them with my face when they walked by. a little girl was my fav. walking along behind her mom, staring me, wide eyed. fear in ‘em. slower and slower. finally she stops, looks at me and says ‘you look really scary’. i replied ‘you look delicious’. she screamed and ran off to catch up with her mom. am thinking - i might invade her dreams tonight. halloween fright night score!
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Ha, what a w'itch I love it! Our neighbourhood once was lively with kids at halloween, now it is still lively with kids, but none knock on the door this night. Oh well. I will make a snickers omelet for breakfast mańana. Kidding, of course.
 
900ss said:
Ha, what a w'itch I love it! Our neighbourhood once was lively with kids at halloween, now it is still lively with kids, but none knock on the door this night. Oh well. I will make a snickers omelet for breakfast mańana. Kidding, of course.
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people up here live too far apart, and it’s way too dangerous for kids to be walking most places in the dark (lions, bears, etc.), so we do it in town for safety. it’s a great event.

but yeah - fear is one of my ninja skills. i used to get paid to provide it (corporate rattling of cages - ‘you want a piece of this?’). these days, i do it for free. sadistic? possibly.
 
Since our plans were scuttled by my intestines, I figured we could hand out candy. One group of trick or treaters.
 
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