Fighting the laidees off with a stick.

[Ogier le Danois]

Apparently I am now a hot commodity.

Shave, drop a couple dozen pounds, comb my hair.

I have women beating down my door. 3 requests by 3 different womenz for dates in 1 week.

I think it is time to stop crying over the shattered dream of Awgeezdawn or Frankie, a few kids and a white picket fence. Onward and upward

Chi, send me a pm for some tips.

 

[wazzuFreddo]

do the have teeth/tooth still?

 

[Dynarydr]

^^^

 

[blackOnblack]

i know the feeling. since i got a gf, then a puppy, then a house, then a motorcycle... the ladeeez beena knockin'.

i'm a "good" boyfriend though.

 

[racercosmo]

I had that in the late Summer. Then I shaved, lost a few pounds, combed my hair, and got a promotion and raise. Now I'm invisible.

 

[SLOW10R]

do the have teeth/tooth still?

 

[Bronto]

I know whimminz like to get near me. Yesterday in a waiting room with thirty people. I was sitting in a corner set of seats. All the hot whimminz sat all round. I figure, I was the least scary looking
Sharp looking babe, Hot Asian chic, shapely well endowed native Indian girl and a cute young lady. All parked their asses right next to me
It was enough to forget for a short time, I was there to see the Dentist

 

[Climber]

I think I caught all three in a picture!

 

[Bad Dad]

You're a semi-young, "world experienced", mouth full of teeth man in Montana.

wtf did you think would happen there?

(btw, most losers could get laid in Montana, so don't feel too special)

 

[m_asim]

(btw, most losers could get laid in Montana, so don't feel too special)

Well MeterMan didn't say anything about getting laid either

 

[Sane_Man]

You're a semi-young, "world experienced", mouth full of teeth man in Montana.

wtf did you think would happen there?

(btw, most losers could get laid in Montana, so don't feel too special)

The competition is really fierce I hear.

 

[stan23]

Apparently I am now a hot commodity.

Shave, drop a couple dozen pounds, comb my hair.

I have women beating down my door. 3 requests by 3 different womenz for dates in 1 week.

I think it is time to stop crying over the shattered dream of Awgeezdawn or Frankie, a few kids and a white picket fence. Onward and upward

Chi, send me a pm for some tips.

Congrats man. Best thing to do is take advantage of this opportunity and try out all the different ladiez. But... Don't burn any bridges, as you can use x lady as a springboard to her friends.

 

[Ogier le Danois]

You're a semi-young, "world experienced", mouth full of teeth man in Montana.

wtf did you think would happen there?

(btw, most losers could get laid in Montana, so don't feel too special)

Whats with this semi young talk?

When it rains it pours. I need to start scheduling these ladies and not giving them more than few hours at a time, like tonight. I figure once an offer is accepted on one of the houses I am trying buy, I should be getting a lot more 16 year old girls crashing at my pad.

 

[DucatiHoney]

The competition is really fierce I hear.

These two have heads that look like a couple of taxi cabs with the doors open.

 

[Visions]

The one on the right looks like sloth HEEEYYYYY YYYOUUUUU GUYYSSSSS

 

[daventura]

Please wear a condom.

Or not.

 

[mikev]

MM, I think you spelled "Ladees" wrong while you were trying to channel Silly Sod in your thread title.

 

[slowpoke]

When the wiminz see me walking down the street, they think I'm gonna rob them or attack them...:|

 

[Hooli]

I should be getting a lot more 16 year old girls crashing at my pad.

You better hurry up and do the needful before their dad comes by to pick them up. And be sure to let them freshen up, fathers don't like sloppy seconds.

 

[antipathy]

I think it is time to stop crying over the shattered dream of Awgeezdawn or Frankie, a few kids and a white picket fence. Onward and upward

Don't you have about 8-10 other barfette's names to add to that list?

Also, pics of your laidee-fighting new physique or it DIDN'T HAPPEN. :|



P.S. CLIMBER where did you get that picture of me???