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A Complaint; The Women of BARF Swear Too Much/Some Advice

V4 said:
b00bs are so 2007...

it's all about the ass pussy and mangina's now...:rofl
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You silly trendy fgt.

Boobs are timeless. Like a nice watch, or a snarling assfuck.
 
Janna said:
Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère.
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:rofl
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I'm available if Eldritch is already claimed..:|

( stands alone in the forrest...)
 
::: deafening sound of silence...:::::
 
lefty said:
1. Cursing is BAD.

2. Quit cutting your hair, no decent suiter wants a Gal with hair shorter than his Moms'.

3. Would it kill you to take a cooking class?

4. Try not to talk so much.

5. Become more agreeable. My Mom never complained about; "That time of the Month", keep it to yourselves.

6. Three words; Makeup, Makeup and Makeup- it'll do wonders for your self-esteem.

7. Learn more about what your man likes to drink, and have a nice cold glass of it ready for him when he arrives home from a hard day at the office.
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dude... this list rocks! :laughing:laughing:laughing

I gotta send item number 7 to my wife.... and number 3 to some of the women I know! :laughing

(if you guys don't hear from me in a few days, call the police and report possible homicide, ok? :( )
 
ladies...please...don't rush...there's plenty of me for everyone....:x
 
Eldritch said:
Obviously. J-Diddy, I think you need to change your avatar. :laughing
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if they can't take my avatar, then they can't take me in person....

:::: walks away with head down....:::::(
 
mikev said:
RUM FTW.

(I should mention that I bought a 45 bottle wine fridge over the weekend, too)
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You wouldn't tease a girl now woud you!!
Mine only hold 12 but I only get two bottles delivered a month!

Actually, I can make devilishly yummy Sangria with wine, rum and a splash of Whisky! ;) Hmmm :devil
 
"gets on Alayna's bandwagon aka fanclub"

mmmmm wine, rum sangria.....are you a real person?

i'd leghump, but that's so last week....
 
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