Carefull in the mountain view sunnyvale area folkes i caught some fucks tryn to break my chain lock around my tire about 12:30am they took off running but it was two guys one on look out and the other dressed in black doing the work.
I wouldn't kill them... that'd be letting them off easy
Too true. I would waterboard them to make sure they weren't pussies. If they survived that, I would deflate their tires and ride off into the sunset at 210mph.

corner of rengstorff and latham in the middle of my apts and the apts next to me there is a two car wide space for dumpsters and all open behind that i lock it to gas pipes right outside my window.
is it true just comp will cover me for theft

Too true. I would waterboard them to make sure they weren't pussies. If they survived that, I would deflate their tires and ride off into the sunset at 210mph.