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Why is the BMW S1000r the greatest bike ever?

Beemer beemer beemer?

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to paraphrase monty python and the holy grail - french castle inhabitants " oh, I don' think I will be very keen, I've already got one, you see"

Love my 1983 R100RS, although I'd love to try the new superbike too!

--S
 
The S1000R is so badass, Tiger Woods was cheated on by it.
 
The term "Shock & Awe" was stolen from S1000R's marketing plan.
 
the proper spelling for the bmw s1000r is AWESOME. all letters need to be capital as well.
 
xgambit said:
the proper spelling for the bmw s1000r is AWESOME. all letters need to be capital as well.
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You forgot to mention that S1000R's AWESOME is supposed to be spelled as AWESOME!
 
From t3h Wackypeedia:

BMW slang

The English slang terms Beemer, Beamer, Bimmer and Bee-em are variously used for BMWs of all kinds,[32][33] cars, and motorcycles.[34][35]

In the US, specialists have been at pains to prescribe that a distinction must be made between using Beemer exclusively to describe BMW motorcycles, and using Bimmer only to refer to BMW cars,[36][37][38] in the manner of a "true aficionado"[39] and avoid appearing to be "uninitiated."[40][41] The Canadian Globe and Mail prefers Bimmer and calls Beemer a "yuppie abomination,"[42] while the Tacoma News Tribune says it is a distinction made by "auto snobs."[43] Using the wrong slang risks offending BMW enthusiasts.[44][45][46] An editor of Business Week is satisfied that the question is resolved in favor of Bimmer by noting that a Google search yields 10 times as many hits compared to "Beemer."[47]
 
I hear the ram air intake, will also give the owner a BJ when know ones looking.
 
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the beemer is so good it just won masterbike



no really


it just WON masterbike
 
the s1000rr is so awesome it keep riding while sleeping just so that it never looses its edge.

the s1000rr is so awesome the people who fill up at he pump after it get 104 octane. even at a 87 octane pump.

the s1000rr is so awesome the rest of you life become dull and depressing in comparison after you first witness its presence.
 
The S1000RR's engine runs so perfectly the only reason you change the oil is to let other oil experience it.
 
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