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Why is the BMW S1000r the greatest bike ever?

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Gixxergirl1000 said:
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Well, they were pretty cool... so yeah, makes sense... :teeth
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Close. But no cigar. We all know that if you stick a banana in an exhaust pipe the engine won't start. This was made mainstream when Eddiie Murphy's Beverly Hills Cop movie's brought it to light.

Now on to the joke.... If you stick a banana in the tail pipe of a S1000RR, it is so powerful, it will spit the banana out and turn it into a desert.

La la la. La la la la. La la la la, la la la la!

Triple
 
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It's so awesome that bullet proof vest use the S1000RR for protection.

Triple
 
Triple Threat said:
Close. But no cigar. We all know that if you stick a banana in an exhaust pipe the engi e wont start. This was made mainstream when Eddiie Murphy's Be eey Cops movie brought it to light.

Now on to the joke.... If you stick a banan in the tail pipe of a S100RR, it is so powerful, it will spit the banana out and turn it into a desert.

La la la. La la la la. La la la la, la la la la!

Triple
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Oh, I knew that... but c'mon... BANANA SPLITS!!! Tra la la, la la la, tra la la, la la la.... :teeth :banana

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Gixxergirl1000 said:
Oh, I knew that... but c'mon... BANANA SPLITS!!! Tra la la, la la la, tra la la, la la la.... :teeth :banana

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That show was really freaky, though I had a crush on the Sour Grapes cheerleader girls :)

What was TRULY disturbing was HR Puff n Stuff!
 
The s1000rr is so awesome, it can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
 
It's so badass a Black Panigale parked next to it and turned Red from embarrassment.

Triple
 
it the greatest bike in the world because when it blows up it'll spill oil all over your boots and rear tire but you don't crash. :-(

bmw roadside will then take 2hr40 mins to confirm that they got you a tow
 
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