-I gotta have the toilet paper flap in the front damnit. When it's in the back it's so annoying

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Same here.
Pet peeves: Flakes/shady/hypocritical people
Improper grammar
Judgmental pricks
Thick girls who want to be sticks
Thin girls who want to gain weight
OCDs: Knock three times on wood when I jinx something - 3 per thought or phrase, up to 12-16 times.
Everything I eat or drink out of has to be clean and untouched
When I turn around full circle, I have to turn back around the other way
If my day starts off bad, I conclude it'll be a bad day and notice every bad event, regardless of how insignificant. (works for good days too)
I have to reread everything I write or type, multiple times depending on the length.
When I read a book and I encounter words I don't know, I mark the page and write the entire sentence, book title, and page number.
When I smoke, the first cig has to be flipped over and saved for last and luck. When finishing a cig, I inhale 3 times, 2 more for good luck, any more or less than that is bad luck. When picking out a cig, depending on my mood, the left or right side is good luck or bad luck, so I pick accordingly.
Order of events, if I do something before the other, it'd bad, so I have to do things in a perfect sequence.
When I notice misspelled words, I have to correct them.
Not OCD though, just life
