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How To: Properly knock the side mirror off a cage

asthmodeus

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Multistronza 1100
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assmo
1) Punch straight on.

2) Kinda come down on that shit, like 'BAM' (Charlie Murphy style)

3) Kick it off.

4) Guillotine choke.
 
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fwiw, back in the late 80s, 3 wannabe bad ass bikers knocked the mirrors off of a truck....

the truck ran one off the street into a light post and the passenger of the truck came out and shot the other rider...

2 dead riders and 3rd one brain dead...dunno from a crash or ran over..
 
it's hard to take someone serious when the screen name starts with "ass"

see here son, it is a sophisticated double entendre, a play on words, a portmanteau of sorts, if you will.

see, asmodeus is a demon representing the deadly sin of lust...needst i continue?
 
put lipstick on, then kiss the mirror when they're in starbucks :love
 
(1) Clip mirror
(2) Stop, apologize profusely and sincerely
(3a) If he/she is a fellow rider, who has done this before and gives you a pass, laugh it off
(3b) If they're a regular Joe(anne), offer to pay for the damage (there usually isn't any)
(3c) If they're a sociopath and you legitimately fear for your safety, escape.
(4)Don't do it again.
 
I'm still disappointed I've never taken the opportunity to test the strength of the carbon in my gloves knuckles ;)
 
2) Kinda come down on that shit, like 'BAM' (Charlie Murphy style)

I got 2 pins in my hand from slamming my fist down like that. Course it was on a big blue postal mailbox and not a car mirror...
 
punch downwards so it doesnt just fold forward.. extra points if theres wires for a blinker and it hangs by 1 wire. :cool
 
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