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Today's Pet Peeve
- Thread starter EjGlows
- Start date
RockyMt
Rocky
Dealing with some government fuckwit who can't seem to be bothered to actually do their fucking JOB. (bonus pissed off points because we PAY them, as in they work for US!) 
Chillin' Try.
Chillin' Try.
Brokenlink
Well-known member
Chicken pot pie without the pot. WTF?
Asphaultnaut
Own the Mess You've Made!
people who do do the above mentioned traffic and driving illegalities but give *you* the stink-eye/bird/road rage as if you're the one risking others' lives.
prius drivers.....
Fill in the blank with the following:
Who act like their shit don't stink
Who merge on the freeway at 35 mph all the way across to the number 1 lane leaving a swath of destruction behind them
Who sit at a green light until it turns yellow before they actually move
who can turn right at a stop light through a gap that a panel truck just cleared with ease in front of them
Who can't be bothered to use a turn out on a mountain road
Who can't make it in or out of a parking spot without 5 corrective moves
Who have fifteen stickers about saving the world through green tech.. and then wear about 15 lbs of make up and hair products
Who wear a sweater in the middle of summer
who park over two parking spots
who randomly change lanes in a slow drift with no signal without looking
Who get all pissy when you passed their slow ass on a motorcycle (that gets better mileage than their puss box)
who have yappy little rat dogs in their lap while driving
who ............ (If I missed any, fill in the blank)
Fill in the blank with the following:
Who act like their shit don't stink
Who merge on the freeway at 35 mph all the way across to the number 1 lane leaving a swath of destruction behind them
Who sit at a green light until it turns yellow before they actually move
who can turn right at a stop light through a gap that a panel truck just cleared with ease in front of them
Who can't be bothered to use a turn out on a mountain road
Who can't make it in or out of a parking spot without 5 corrective moves
Who have fifteen stickers about saving the world through green tech.. and then wear about 15 lbs of make up and hair products
Who wear a sweater in the middle of summer
who park over two parking spots
who randomly change lanes in a slow drift with no signal without looking
Who get all pissy when you passed their slow ass on a motorcycle (that gets better mileage than their puss box)
who have yappy little rat dogs in their lap while driving
who ............ (If I missed any, fill in the blank)
weasel
Eradicator
I'm afraid my new PITA isn't Prius drivers it's the landscaping trucks in the HOV lane doing 50mph in their 3/4 ton trucks.
I have to pass 3-4 of them every day on 280N in San Jose and they refuse to move over even when traffic's flowing at the same speed in the #2 lane.
I almost punched one of them today in the fender, I swear he swerved a little to the right as I split passed him/them.
(Yes, I know I shouldn't share lanes at 50mph so STFU
)
Asphaultnaut
Own the Mess You've Made!
I'm afraid my new PITA isn't Prius drivers it's the landscaping trucks in the HOV lane doing 50mph in their 3/4 ton trucks.
I have to pass 3-4 of them every day on 280N in San Jose and they refuse to move over even when traffic's flowing at the same speed in the #2 lane.
I almost punched one of them today in the fender, I swear he swerved a little to the right as I split passed him/them.
(Yes, I know I shouldn't share lanes at 50mph so STFU
get up earlier or something. I don't see any on that route at 630AM and it's 80-ish the whole way without even needing to split.
Hooli
Bonafide
Incompetent project managers who lie like rugs to try to shift blame, and then have temper tantrums trying to get their way.
Revisions? Well, I was going to get those done today... but you're such an asshole, that it's starting to look like Friday...
mean dad
verum super omnia
Arbitrarily imposed limitations.
People that leave nearly two car lengths of space between them and the car ahead.
PULL THE F**K UP!rant
+1 I hate that shit.
Also, when people want to watch a movie at home but then pull out their phone and sit there reading stuff, or get up and make food in the middle of it. Jeebus help you if you ask me what you missed or make me rewind it.
Gixxergirl1000
AFM #731
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Right there with you. When the phone comes out and the texting starts, I've been known to pause the movie, turn and stare at them... after a moment, they usually stop, and do the "wut?"... at which point I tell them I'll be happy to start the movie as soon as they're done texting... after all, wouldn't want them to miss any of it... Usually only takes once...
Hooli
Bonafide
How about e-mail breakups? Did I metion e-mail breakups?
RockyMt
Rocky
Phone sex on a rotary phone.........
Sticky Guy.
Sticky Guy.
weasel
Eradicator
get up earlier or something. I don't see any on that route at 630AM and it's 80-ish the whole way without even needing to split.
I leave at 7 and I still get to work too early as it is. It's rally just F'ed up around the 17/880 and 85 exchanges but traffic's stopped right around where the HOV lave starts and the trucks move into that lane before it even begins.
How about e-mail breakups? Did I metion e-mail breakups?
D'oh!
Was the word "Chemistry" in there? I swear that's now a 4 letter word to me.
Bay Arean
Well-known member
The office acolyte of the Cult of Impending Perfection. Her scowl of disapproval whenever anything happens that she does not approve of kind of sucks all the life outta the place. I have never been a devious person or trickster, but she makes me want to do little things to make her suffer more. I resist... (Preemptively, Waz, she does not have a toilet in her office so I can't do an upperdecker).
wazzuFreddo
WuTang is 4 the children
Bay Arean
Well-known member
burn a bag of microwave popcorn and throw it in her garbage
You're just too good at this. That's really a good idea.You got her pegged, bro, except that she would quickly dump the garbage in the common area. She's constantly sniffin' her nose around everytime some new person with any kind of cologne or perfume comes in the office and lets us all know that she smells it and disapproves. She informs us that she is extra sensitive while we wince and mentally eyeroll.
I once had a daydream about squirting a little skunk oil in her office for this very reason. Of course I never do stuff like that....but a guy can dream.