Today's Pet Peeve

[mike23w]

You.

edit: pet peeve: when images don't work.

 

[aminalmutha]

People who are too stupid to live and inept as fuck yet make very respectable paychecks as middle managers and other miscellaneous office drones.

 

[aminalmutha]

And dingleberries.

 

[Gixxergirl1000]

You're just too good at this. That's really a good idea.You got her pegged, bro, except that she would quickly dump the garbage in the common area. She's constantly sniffin' her nose around everytime some new person with any kind of cologne or perfume comes in the office and lets us all know that she smells it and disapproves. She informs us that she is extra sensitive while we wince and mentally eyeroll.

I once had a daydream about squirting a little skunk oil in her office for this very reason. Of course I never do stuff like that....but a guy can dream.

Get some Asafoetida powder... holy crap... it's some sort of ground up root or something, and it flat out REEKS. Sprinkle a little in her waste basket, and you'll drive her nuts for months...

 

[Hooli]

Get some Asafoetida powder... holy crap... it's some sort of ground up root or something, and it flat out REEKS. Sprinkle a little in her waste basket, and you'll drive her nuts for months...

Chicken-milk bomb concealed in the heating duct of her office.

 

[Bay Arean]

The BARF pantheon of evil genius!

 

[two wheel tramp]

People.

+1

They bug the fuck out of me.

I also am incredibly irritated when people call to ask questions that are easily found on our mother effing website. Would it kill you do to 1 nanosecond worth of searching before you pick up the phone and ask me something stupid?

 

[mean dad]

+1

They bug the fuck out of me.

I also am incredibly irritated when people call to ask questions that are easily found on our mother effing website. Would it kill you do to 1 nanosecond worth of searching before you pick up the phone and ask me something stupid?

I have customers call me with manufacturer questions and I google it while they're on the phone with me.
I tell them what I'm doing and try to make them sound stupid while I sound very helpful.

 

[wazzuFreddo]

You're just too good at this.

I used to work at PG&E

 

[Killroy1999]

People that make a lot of snorting, hacking, coughing noises.

 

[norcalkeith]

People that leave nearly two car lengths of space between them and the car ahead.

PULL THE F**K UP! rant

NO! I refuse to be found at-fault when some asshole comes careening into me from behind and sends me forward towards the car ahead of me.

That, AND there's the fact that I try to leave an escape route at all times, just like when I'm on the bike.

Sorry bud.

 

[mean dad]

NO! I refuse to be found at-fault when some asshole comes careening into me from behind and sends me forward towards the car ahead of me.

That, AND there's the fact that I try to leave an escape route at all times, just like when I'm on the bike.

Sorry bud.

NO!!! I need to be ten feet closer to my destination than I am right now!!! MOVE!!!!

 

[norcalkeith]

 

[weasel]

NO! I refuse to be found at-fault when some asshole comes careening into me from behind and sends me forward towards the car ahead of me.
.

How can you be "at-fault" if you get rear ended.

Damn, now I have another peeve but I already used mine up for the day. See you at midnight mister

 

[eric9877]

+1

They bug the fuck out of me.

I also am incredibly irritated when people call to ask questions that are easily found on our mother effing website. Would it kill you do to 1 nanosecond worth of searching before you pick up the phone and ask me something stupid?

Hey, I couldn't be bothered to read your long post. What was it that bothered you?

 

[kevin 714]

my biggest and more irrational pet peeve?


women coughing. I hate it, I hate the sound, I cant stand it. its like nails on a chalk board x1000. its a weird irrational hate I have that I am sure comes from my grandmothers slow decent into death via emphasima(sp?), but its still a huge pet peeve of mine

 

[asthmodeus]

Muthafuckin chocolate ice cream cake... I ate a piece the size of my head and now i'm sugar coma and bellyachin'

 

[EjGlows]

You.

My pet peeve slipped it's collar and ran away, I'm out looking for it now

You gotta hold onto'em and let them make you bitter.

Online private sellers, communication you lazy assholes, use it !

Oh and PDAs like marriage proposals at the ball game

* I get one for yesterday yeah ?

My pet peeve is jealous *uckers that couldn't think of it first and then hold it against you.

Meandad - I know all of you can bitch until you're blue in the face and I had to limit you!

 

[fawndog]

People who tell me "it's a blue Kimber case"

:|
Old people, with minds like a steel trap.

 

[Hooli]

NO! I refuse to be found at-fault when some asshole comes careening into me from behind and sends me forward towards the car ahead of me.

That, AND there's the fact that I try to leave an escape route at all times, just like when I'm on the bike.

Sorry bud.

Really? Do you text behind the wheel as a well?