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What foods won't you eat that are not prepped or cooked by you?

Seeing as how I poisoned myself with an onion that 'looked okay', I'll eat pretty much anything. It's the situation, not the product.




Um, I don't eat anything from McDonalds anymore though. Three days.... :green
 
I go in and out of dreading Chinese restaurant food. had a friend that worked for a large commercial butcher in LA. Said that when chickens would get rancid, they'd give them a chlorine bath then sell em to Chinese food restaurants. When you know a culture has a reputation for being legendarily cheap and seems to have a different concept of hygiene, it's hard to overcome the stereotype.
Wha? Chinese are cheap?

BTW, I thought the Chinese are tops for personal hygiene, but maybe not for selling food to gwailos...
 
I don't even remember what year it was when I last prepared a cooked meal for myself. More than 3 I'd guess. If I go to my buddy's place for bbq I'll tell his gf how I like my steak.
If I'm home and desperately hungry I'd probably combine something odd like a banana + toast and maybe a bowl of shredded wheat cereal. That will tie me over until I get to a restaurant.
7-11 is a place to buy lottery tickets or gum, its not where you go if you're hungry. I don't even know what mayo taste like, looks too much like someone jerked off in a bottle for me to even consider eating, its not allowed in my fridge :barf
 
I never eat anything at a covered dish affair - never!

Fixing appliances, I get into everyone's home and the hygiene or lack thereof I see... To be fair, lots of folks have clean houses, but lots don't. If you could see the piled dishes, grease, grime, food left out, trash, you'd be like me.

Went on a road trip with Seadog recently, went to a cooking school for dinner, ordered the grilled tuna - whoops!

Suffered for that.

Live and learn.
 
Do not eat prepared food from gas station marts.

Says the guy who's never been to Mr. Sippee on W. 11th in LA.

For me? Salsa and Guacamole. But that's just because I'm allergic to onions, an ingredient which *should* be in both of those things. But I can't have it so I gotta make my own.
 
carrot cake. everybody fucks it up. mine is hands down the best. nothing else compares. followed very closely by cheesecake. again, mine is the absolute best. those two, and quiche - no one can touch me when it comes to quiche. seriously - you would think you had died and gone to heaven to taste any of the above if i made it for you. i also make a mean french omelet. but i am nothing if not modest, and therefore, i decline to answer this question.
 
carrot cake. everybody fucks it up. mine is hands down the best. nothing else compares. followed very closely by cheesecake. again, mine is the absolute best. those two, and quiche - no one can touch me when it comes to quiche. seriously - you would think you had died and gone to heaven to taste any of the above if i made it for you. i also make a mean french omelet. but i am nothing if not modest, and therefore, i decline to answer this question.

I can haz cheezekake? :love
 
carrot cake. everybody fucks it up. mine is hands down the best. nothing else compares. followed very closely by cheesecake. again, mine is the absolute best. those two, and quiche - no one can touch me when it comes to quiche. seriously - you would think you had died and gone to heaven to taste any of the above if i made it for you. i also make a mean french omelet. but i am nothing if not modest, and therefore, i decline to answer this question.

I can haz cheezekake? :love

Yeah prove that shit
carrot cake nao
 
I eat pretty much anything. Lots of travel taught me to turn a blind eye. Getting food borne illness just seems to be part of the human experience.
People are just plain nasty and NO ONE I have ever met is a big of a tweaker as I am about hygiene, in my own home anyway.
I have gotten sick from a high end restaurant (Scotland) and have eaten shit that should have killed me in the Philippines.
 
Actually, the pH of mayo is sufficiently low that the growth of most bacteria is inhibited. If you had to choose between plain tuna that's been sitting out all day, or tuna salad that's done the same, you'd be safer to pick the tuna salad. The anecdotal association of mayo and food poisoning probably has more to do with raw eggs than anything concerning the growth of bacteria.

:nerd

It's not the mayo or time-left-out issue for me, it's the amount of handling.

Tuna salad, egg salad, chicken salad ....
Chopping eggs, chicken, tuna = scooping up chunks of eggs, chicken, tuna (by hand: are they clean?) and putting them into the bowl. Have you ever chopped these things at home? Do you wash you hands? Ever see a kitchen or food prep worker "clean" their knife by wiping it with one of those white towels, that they use to wipe the cutting board, or counter with?

Chunks of egg, chicken, tuna fall off of the cutting board onto the counter. At home, do you throw that away? Depends if you know the counter is clean, right? (Well, some people would eat it, at home - or like a chip that falls on the table) You ever see a prep worker pick that up and throw it into the bowl? Even if you haven't seen that happen, do you think that happens in the back?

Anything chopped, or shredded has more surface area for dirt and bacteria
 
I eat pretty much anything. Lots of travel taught me to turn a blind eye. Getting food borne illness just seems to be part of the human experience.
People are just plain nasty and NO ONE I have ever met is a big of a tweaker as I am about hygiene, in my own home anyway.
I have gotten sick from a high end restaurant (Scotland) and have eaten shit that should have killed me in the Philippines.


:thumbup...I can relate...I've traveled my brains out, and that includes bicycling from Portland Ore. ,
To Guatemala and back...Eating what street venders sold.

Also in the Andes of South America... And I worked in a Potato processing plant in Idaho...I know what they do in factories.

I'm 75 years old now... And healthy.
 
Seeing as how I poisoned myself with an onion that 'looked okay', I'll eat pretty much anything. It's the situation, not the product.

What's the story on the onion? I eat, or rather cook with, sketchy looking onions from time to time. Should I be worried?
 
What's the story on the onion? I eat, or rather cook with, sketchy looking onions from time to time. Should I be worried?

Honestly, I couldn't tell ya. It'd been in the 'fridge a while, I took the sorta clear/tan part out, and thought the other layers were okay. Spent the night clearing out the bowels. Won't go into anymore detail than that. :teeth

I will say, that any onion that isn't firm and white, goes into the compost these days. Nooooo funky onions!
 
I eat pretty much anything. Lots of travel taught me to turn a blind eye. Getting food borne illness just seems to be part of the human experience.
People are just plain nasty and NO ONE I have ever met is a big of a tweaker as I am about hygiene, in my own home anyway.
I have gotten sick from a high end restaurant (Scotland) and have eaten shit that should have killed me in the Philippines.

Some Filipino bros fed me some rice and 'choclate sauce', which I found out was blood. They knew I was Jewish...wacky fuckers.:laughing
One of them later cut his leg half off with a skilsaw by accident, the other died of a heart attack scamming FEMA in LA after Katrina.:laughing:laughing
 
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