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10 reasons not to marry a bike/car chick

Hmm....a girl that works on cars, or rides motorcycles really well, or does other shit that dudes usally do is super hot. It's only when she begins to rub in your face the fact that she's a female and she's doing guy stuff that her act gets really old really fast. It makes me think that she's into cars, or riding, or mechanics not because she likes doing it but instead she has some kind of issues with men and feels she has something to proove. That's not sexy, cute or cool in the least.
 
Phaedrus said:
Hmm....a girl that works on cars, or rides motorcycles really well, or does other shit that dudes usally do is super hot. It's only when she begins to rub in your face the fact that she's a female and she's doing guy stuff that her act gets really old really fast. It makes me think that she's into cars, or riding, or mechanics not because she likes doing it but instead she has some kind of issues with men and feels she has something to proove. That's not sexy, cute or cool in the least.
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+1
 
yella600rr said:
But must you guys use the word "cunt"? :(

It isn't like she drove over your bike and laughed as she drove off.
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When you have to tell people how cool you are then you’re not. A chick with some mechanical interest and knowledge could be so cool to hang with. But a dude that lectures like this when armed with such little knowhow is also a cunt.
For sure you are no cunt.
 
Phaedrus said:
Hmm....a girl that works on cars, or rides motorcycles really well, or does other shit that dudes usally do is super hot. It's only when she begins to rub in your face the fact that she's a female and she's doing guy stuff that her act gets really old really fast. It makes me think that she's into cars, or riding, or mechanics not because she likes doing it but instead she has some kind of issues with men and feels she has something to proove. That's not sexy, cute or cool in the least.
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But I'd still hit it. :teeth
 
I think that if you are good at something regardless if you are a woman or a man, you should be gracious about it.

And I might be wrong, but I learned a long time ago that you shouldn't rub it in if you are better at something than a guy. I beat my bf at Monopoly once and he hasn't played me since! Guys can be more competitive and for me it is just enough to know I am better, no point in rubbing it in.

Plus, if you want to be treated like a lady you gotta act like one.

With all that said, I think it is extreme to call the girl such a mean name like Cunt. I mean if we are going use the word Cunt to describe someone who is cocky, 90% of Barfers are cunts. (perddddon the language)
 
yella600rr said:
Dar, no they don't! :)
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Awesome :kiss :love Good news because I need to take a small engine class so I can work on my quads myself. But I don't want to turn into a shrew :laughing

Show those men how to tweak a carb yella :love
 
Phaedrus said:
Hmm....a girl that works on cars, or rides motorcycles really well, or does other shit that dudes usally do is super hot. It's only when she begins to rub in your face the fact that she's a female and she's doing guy stuff that her act gets really old really fast. It makes me think that she's into cars, or riding, or mechanics not because she likes doing it but instead she has some kind of issues with men and feels she has something to proove. That's not sexy, cute or cool in the least.
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+1

Thank you for expressing your thoughts in an intelligent manner! :thumbup
 
Godsdarling said:
Awesome :kiss :love Good news because I need to take a small engine class so I can work on my quads myself. But I don't want to turn into a shrew :laughing

Show those men how to tweak a carb yella :love
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Thanks Dar!

There are a lot of different carbs out there and I only know how to adjust the simple ones on my single piston moto's. I have never sinc'd carbs or throttle bodies, I know when to pay someone to do that stuff. You can learn to do it, just pay attention to the instructor and don't feel intimidated because you have estrogen in your blood stream.

I bought a '77 GMC from a friend after his crippling moto accident and I drove a little bit here and there. Over time it started losing prime and I would have to pour a 1/2 a cup of gas in the carb to fill the bowl to get it started. Finally that didn't work anymore.

After reading and poking around I determined that the air leak was at the gas tank and I threw in the towel. I didn't know how to fix it, it wasn't worth paying someone to fix it and no one wanted to buy it.

Finally a retired coworker called out of the blue one day and said his son might be interested in it. I said, bring a $1000, a can of gas and a way to get gas in the carb (they used a boat sphyon hand pump) and a battery.. I told them I know it will run if they can get gas in the carb. He called me a week later and said it took 4 guys and 12 hours to get the gas tank replaced.
 
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Cereal KLR said:
I, I, I, My, My, My, the subject matter is moot, the attitude kills it. Hanging with knowledable people is fun, better than you attitude is not. Does she have a sister?
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aminalmutha said:
Lesser being? Sounds like a lonely, self-righteous cunt. I knew how to fold a map when I was about 7, so she can sit and spin. :laughing
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Phaedrus said:
Hmm....a girl that works on cars, or rides motorcycles really well, or does other shit that dudes usally do is super hot. It's only when she begins to rub in your face the fact that she's a female and she's doing guy stuff that her act gets really old really fast. It makes me think that she's into cars, or riding, or mechanics not because she likes doing it but instead she has some kind of issues with men and feels she has something to proove. That's not sexy, cute or cool in the least.
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All this. I know the type, and can't stand to be around it. "I do this because you think I can't/shouldn't:p" If that means I'm threatened, so be it, but these chicks are intolerable.:rolleyes
 
MtnRacer said:
Can we call her an Axe Wound instead? :(

Steve

P.S. What about Crotch Waffle?
P.P.S. Or Twat Box?
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Twat Box FTW! :laughing

I guess I really think "cunt" should be reserved for really serious situations. I don't want it to lose it's impact by throwing it around landishly like bitch.
 
on a related note, do any barfettes think i'm sexor cause i know how to do laundry? and cook? and sew? and crash my car? and forget to pay my bills? and spend money i don't have on clothes that might fit me in a month?

(just kidding, ladies. you know i love ya, right?):thumbup
 
mean dad said:
on a related note, do any barfettes think i'm sexor cause i know how to do laundry? and cook? and sew? and crash my car? and forget to pay my bills? and spend money i don't have on clothes that might fit me in a month?

(just kidding, ladies. you know i love ya, right?):thumbup
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Twat Box! :twofinger
 
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