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A bum walked up my driveway and insisted he had the right to piss on my property

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Meaning: he said that everything has piss on it, and it was ok that he was about to piss on my car :mad and didn't want to leave


seriously, wtf is wrong with people
 
It's freezing outside. Spray him down with a hose. You'll have your very own life size imurdaddy statue
 
That's plumb crazy. Part of living in an urban area, though.

You should've pissed on him. Maybe that's what he was really trying to ask for. Was he German?
 
Did you mention that you, and all your friends have the right to piss on him whilst he pisses on your property?

Did you call prospects to piss on him?

Or at least call Ziad, he can piss on them, then light them on fire. (Thatch may or may not be involved)
 
In Oakland they just shoot you.
 
You need a super soaker and a gallon of stored pee.

And put a cow electric fence ticker on your car.
 
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Sorry bro, i was 4 Night Trains deep and had just finished an Orange Julius.
 
Junkie said:
Meaning: he said that everything has piss on it, and it was ok that he was about to piss on my car :mad and didn't want to leave


seriously, wtf is wrong with people
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A San Francisco Assistant D.A. living in San Rafael had that happen to him about 10 years ago. The D.A. stabbed him to death with his own knife if I remember right. :laughing
 
True story: party at our house in college. Somebody was using the toilet so Kevin starts pissin in the bathroom sink, Nate walks up and pees on Kevin.

A couple weekends later Nate is peeing in the bathroom and Kevin unloads a huge ABC fire extinguisher into the bathroom. We were vacuuming that crap up for weeks.

College was fun.
 
Ahh, I guess he didn't kill the guy.

http://articles.sfgate.com/2001-11-10/news/17625649_1_district-attorney-floyd-andrews-stabbed

Drunk ass starts pissing on dudes lawn, DA comes out shouting, "what the fuck are you doing?" Hobo says, "having a piss," DA says you're under citizens arrest buddy, I'm calling the cops. Hobo says, "I'm Out!" DA tackles hobo, gets punched about the faces, stabs hobo on his lawn. :laughing

This was only a mildly weird day when I lived in Marin.
 
Eldritch said:
Ahh, I guess he didn't kill the guy.

http://articles.sfgate.com/2001-11-10/news/17625649_1_district-attorney-floyd-andrews-stabbed

Drunk ass starts pissing on dudes lawn, DA comes out shouting, "what the fuck are you doing?" Hobo says, "having a piss," DA says you're under citizens arrest buddy, I'm calling the cops. Hobo says, "I'm Out!" DA tackles hobo, gets punched about the faces, stabs hobo on his lawn. :laughing

This was only a mildly weird day when I lived in Marin.
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:rofl:rofl:rofl:thumbup
 
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