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A Complaint; The Women of BARF Swear Too Much/Some Advice

you guys should PM lefty. he promised to teach me his makeup secrets, and how to reheat a mcdonalds burger so that it looks like you cooked it yourself! im sure once i learn these, i can move on to my ultimate goal of marrying a man who will pay for everything and do all the hard work (like thinking) for me. awesome!
 
lefty said:
There is no need for you ladies to thank me all at once
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Lefty-
I, fer one, am happy to thank you-- for leaving all the rawkin' opinionated, swear-using, short-haired, kick-ass chicks for the rest of us!
:teeth
:party
 
crow said:
you guys should PM lefty. he promised to teach me his makeup secrets, and how to reheat a mcdonalds burger so that it looks like you cooked it yourself! im sure once i learn these, i can move on to my ultimate goal of marrying a man who will pay for everything and do all the hard work (like thinking) for me. awesome!
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How do you feel about moving to Marin? :)
 
Cardinal03-

I do not know which is funnier, my silly post, or the serious replies?

If I offended any of the Women here, I'm sorry Eldritch.
 
lefty said:
1. Cursing is BAD.

2. Quit cutting your hair, no decent suiter wants a Gal with hair shorter than his Moms'.

3. Would it kill you to take a cooking class?

4. Try not to talk so much.

5. Become more agreeable. My Mom never complained about; "That time of the Month", keep it to yourselves.

6. Three words; Makeup, Makeup and Makeup- it'll do wonders for your self-esteem.

7. Learn more about what your man likes to drink, and have a nice cold glass of it ready for him when he arrives home from a hard day at the office.
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none of these traits bother me from a woman....their kinda sexy on the right gal....

as long as their not mental and dramatic, it's all good..:thumbup
 
Lefty Lefty Lefty

f00k you and the f00kin horse you rode in on :twofinger

now go make me a sammich, beyotch

:p
 
Dandelion said:
1. Cursing is BAD.
I married a sailor, so go fuck your mother. :twofinger

2. Quit cutting your hair, no decent suiter wants a Gal with hair shorter than his Moms'.
He likes it short, he doesn't want to floss his teeth while he's down there.

3. Would it kill you to take a cooking class?
I just buy the steak, he does the grilling.

4. Try not to talk so much.
:|

5. Become more agreeable. My Mom never complained about; "That time of the Month", keep it to yourselves.
He likes to know well in advance so that he can be gone to a trackday or otherwise avoid the PMS monster.

6. Three words; Makeup, Makeup and Makeup- it'll do wonders for your self-esteem.
Do you have any idea how much that shit costs? I'm saving us money for that new Corbin seat he wants.

7. Learn more about what your man likes to drink, and have a nice cold glass of it ready for him when he arrives home from a hard day at the office.
He gets to drink after I get my hard day at the orifice. :sex
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Ok, I'd go ghey for you too. :rofl :rofl

Termagant said:
Lefty-
I, fer one, am happy to thank you-- for leaving all the rawkin' opinionated, swear-using, short-haired, kick-ass chicks for the rest of us!
:teeth
:party
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:laughing :laughing :laughing
 
My only real complaint about the women of BARF is the sammiches. Not nearly enough of them. :teeth :twofinger

Steve
 
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