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A GREAT Divide Pandemic Adventure

Wow! That trench is epic! Just for future reference, or for anyone else reading this thread who finds themselves in a similar circumstance, I think the easiest way to extract the bike from a self dug hole is to knock the bike over on its side and drag the rear end over out of the hole and then stand it back up. Might be tougher on the flat twin behemoth!

Good advice. That probably would have worked when the hole was still a baby, but by the time I completely buried myself I couldn't move it at all.
 
Thanks, it's a new landmark in Wyoming

in the bleak cowboy novels I read, the bad guys bury things they don’t want found in the roadway. your trench looked like a pretty good start for one of Mr Hoffa’s associates. :laughing:thumbup
 
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in the bleak cowboy novels I read, the bad guys bury things they don’t want found in the roadway. looked like a pretty good start for one of Mr Hoffa’s associates. :laughing:thumbup

Nice. I wonder how hard it was for them to recover their buried treasure without dropping a pin?
 
Day 11 Pinedale to Tetons National Park to Jackson Hole

After a 6 hour nap at the lake, I was ready to head to the first of the national parks along the route. I purchased an annual pass before the trip so I could visit all 3 of them.
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Upon first glimpse, the Grand Tetons were awe inspiring. This was my first time seeing the grandeur.
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But there was a fly in the ointment. Somewhere between Pinedale and Tetons, my clutch started slipping. I noticed it on the pavement during a transition between dirt tracks. Bummer!!! It wasn't as bad off the pavement, or at least it wasn't as perceptively bad.
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The last dirt section after here was a bit gnarly. First, there was the sign that said High Clearance Vehicles and 4X4 recommended and to avoid if muddy. Oh noes, New Mexico flashbacks. The roads so far were dry so I wasn't too concerned. The route turned into a 2 track going up hill and was deeply rutted, with mud in some of the rutts. I tried to stay to the right of the road next to the mountainside but sometimes found myself on the left next to the drop off. Luckily the few muddy patches I went through were regular mud, not New Mexico mud. I got bounced a little close to the edge a couple times but never had any real close calls
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Unfortunately, the smoke was really bad and virtually obstructing all the views. Damn California ruins everything :p
You could barely see the Tetons even when relatively close and could just barely make out some glaciers when the sun glinted off the ice.
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From this spot it felt like the base of the mountains were about a half a mile away, but they were almost completely obscured by smoke.
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I took the 40 mile scenic loop around the park before heading to Jackson Hole.
I wanted to get a hotel room and some real food and figure out my next steps.

I went to Snake River Brewing and had Bison chili with corn bread and a couple porters. Along the way, I saw a hotel that looks decent called the Anvil and made note of the name so I could call them from the brewery.
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When I made my room inquiry, I had some sticker shock at the price. They told me a room would be $250 per night. I was too tired to care or try to find a better deal. I wanted a place to recover and figure out what to do about the rest of my trip.

Mortally injured, and a bit burnt out, this is the only hotel room pic I took
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Ouch, what happened to your hand? Your pics are awesome! The Tetons might be my favorite mountains to look at, so amazing!
 
Ouch, what happened to your hand? Your pics are awesome! The Tetons might be my favorite mountains to look at, so amazing!

Thanks. I'm glad I can share them. I banged my hand up digging out of the sand. The trowel was really small and I kept hitting my hand on the skid plate in my digging frenzy.
They are amazing. I think the order in which I visited the parks was the way to go. Because each park was more spectacular than the previous in its own way.
 
Day 12 Jackson Hole to Yellowstone National Park to Island Park

Once again, it was time to make the tough choices. I had to get my bike repaired for sure. The way I saw it, there were 2 options. The closest BMW dealer or even authorized service center was just outside Salt Lake City. I think that was about 240 miles from Jackson Hole but going there would be essentially going most of the way home. The next closest dealer was in Missoula Montana. Sure, this was further away than Utah but it was only about 145 miles from Wise River which was the endpoint of one of the GPSKevin days. I decided that since the slipping seemed less severe off road anyway, I might as well just continue my trip as I had planned but when I got to Wise River, I'd just head to Missoula.
There are several potential downsides to this course of action. The first was to assume they could get me in for service. The second was I ran the risk of breaking down in a location that no tow truck would agree to tow me out of. But I figured I'd had enough shoddy luck so I might as well just roll the dice and baby the throttle until I could get it fixed.

The next morning was a Tuesday and I called Big Sky Motorsports in Missoula and laid my problems on them. At first I was told they were short staffed, they were broked out for weeks, but eventually they took pity on me and I said I could be there by Thursday or Friday. I really had no idea, but it seemed a reasonable and relatively conservative estimate. I had to pay upfront for the clutch parts and there was the caveat that they'd still have to diagnose the problem etc.

With matters settled it was time to visit the next national park.
Jelly Stone the home of Yogi and Booboo.
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A wave free picture was not to be had
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Even though Teton and Yellowstone are roughly in the same location, it was not too smoky in Yellowstone, which was most excellent because the views to be had were so far unparalleled. I began to have a real appreciation for the natural beauty our country has to offer, and how lucky we are to be able to go to our national parks.

In Yellowstone my clutch was slipping so much that I couldn't even pass slow campers without the engine revving up to the moon. But I was more interested in the scenery than worrying about passing slow vehicles. Yellowstone is huge. I knew I wouldn't have time to explore the whole park in one day and I also wanted to limit the miles traveled. Every mile was a potential mile in a tow truck.
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I had to checkout Old Faithful.
Sup brethren?
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Standing room only waiting for the eruption. Luckily people had been waiting close to an hour already. I couldn't Google the interval but consensus amongst the crowd was every hour and twenty to every hour and a half. This was great news.
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Thar she blows!!!!!
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After a few teases, the final release.
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Lots of stinky geothermal activity besides Old Faithful
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Where the buffalo still roam
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They really just don't give a fuuuuuu*$. Luckily for all involved, the Rangers were running interference
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I wish I could have stayed a few days to explore more. Another time I guess
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Those other guys on BMW's can't even hold your buckle man! They have know idea how much of a burly adventurer you are!
 
Those other guys on BMW's can't even hold your buckle man! They have know idea how much of a burly adventurer you are!

Hehe. Thanks :) I think more like just too stubborn and dumb but I'll take it.
 
Just outside Yellowstone is the Montana Idaho border. I would just be skirting a small section of Idaho though.
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After spending $250 the previous night for a motel room, I really just wanted to camp. I went to the Henry's Lake campground but the fee was almost $70 for non residents. I figured I might as well try to find a room in Island Park.

I found a room at the Island Park Lodge for just under $200. Then headed over to Cafe Sabor for sustenance. Unfortunately, I got some kind of food poisoning and had a miserable night. I'll leave out the details but I didn't feel like checking out the next day. I think it was the shrimp
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I don't know what these drinks were but they looked strange and dangerous. I didn't try them
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More nice pics! Yellowstone is an amazing place! Trying to come up with a starbucks joke for your pic of the three bmw's at old faithful, but this trip is no starbucks journey. :thumbup
 
More nice pics! Yellowstone is an amazing place! Trying to come up with a starbucks joke for your pic of the three bmw's at old faithful, but this trip is no starbucks journey. :thumbup

I was going to say that these BMW guys rode up and asked "where's the Starbux?" and he replies "I wouldn't know" :gsxrgrl

So there is still a clutch issue right?
 
More nice pics! Yellowstone is an amazing place! Trying to come up with a starbucks joke for your pic of the three bmw's at old faithful, but this trip is no starbucks journey. :thumbup

Hehe. Maybe the other guys with the clean tires rolled in from Starbucks. I did stop at one Starbucks outside of Pheonix.:rofl
 
I was going to say that these BMW guys rode up and asked "where's the Starbux?" and he replies "I wouldn't know" :gsxrgrl

So there is still a clutch issue right?
Yes. Right now the bike is limping along and anything more than very gradual throttle application on the pavement causes extreme slipping and lots of engine revs. It's not noticeable in the dirt in Enduro Pro Mode on level ground. I never tested it on an incline. Meaning, I babied it even in the dirt. My goal was to baby it along and hopefully not get stranded.
 
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Day 13 Island Park to Lima to Wise River to Missoula

Still feeling like crap from dinner, I barely made it out by checkout time. There are 2 more legs to go to get to Wise River. I hoped to just at least make it to there because then I'd be within the free towing range of my AAA plan :)
I was debating just sticking to the pavement, but the clutch slippage was way worse no matter the engine mapping when I was on pavement I also felt I skipped enough legs and wanted to ride the CDT route as planned as much as possible.
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The scenery was mostly red rock and a couple lakes
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Made it to Lima (pronounced like the bean I learned) pretty quickly. Lima is a one horse town with only the main road paved. I stopped for the cheapest meal of my trip. I think it was only about $10 for a bowl of chili, a salad, and bottomless iced tea. I felt I should eat something for energy even though my stomach was still doing backflips.
There were quite a few Tesla electric charging stations in the dirt lot of the restaurant.
I also had the opportunity to speak with a group of Adventure Cyclists having lunch at the same spot. They were of course traveling south but they had gotten stranded in the back country for 3 days. One of their bike racks snapped because it was rated for like 20 lbs or something and they had loaded it to 70lbs. Eventually, they were picked up by someone picking up a dirt bike that also got stranded. They got a ride to Lima and had the rack welded. They also shipped stuff home including camping chairs. I thought that was funny.
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Well, there was no point in staying here and the day was young so it's off to Wise River, hopefully.
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Now we're talking. Are you listening California?
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Not too far from Wise River I saw a sign for a turn off to Coolidge Ghost town. It was only 10 miles away and I made it this far so I had to check it out.
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The gate to the road to the ghost town was closed but it said vehicles less than 40 something inches wide could pass. Thank God because I didn't feel like hiking to it.
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Most of the site is basically ruins. I still haven't seen any ghost towns that can hold a candle to Bodie.
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There were only one or two structures still standing
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