The doctor says "Sir, I'm afraid you have a rare disease known as HITS."
The man says "What the hell is HITS?!"
Doctor says "Well, you've somehow caught Hepatitis B, Influenza, Tuberculosis, and Syphilis all at the same time. But don't worry, there is one cure for this kind of disease."
Man asks "Well, what is it?!!?"
Doctor says "You have to completely isolate yourself for three months and eat nothing but pancakes and bacon."
Man asks "Why only pancakes and bacon?"
Doctor says "It's the only food we can slide under the door."
The man says "What the hell is HITS?!"
Doctor says "Well, you've somehow caught Hepatitis B, Influenza, Tuberculosis, and Syphilis all at the same time. But don't worry, there is one cure for this kind of disease."
Man asks "Well, what is it?!!?"
Doctor says "You have to completely isolate yourself for three months and eat nothing but pancakes and bacon."
Man asks "Why only pancakes and bacon?"
Doctor says "It's the only food we can slide under the door."