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Cincinnatus said:
Kitteh needs to come out fighting with your rattle in hand... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oczi4JuwZ6s

"No Lullaby"

Keep your eyes open and prick up your ears ---
rehearse your loudest cry.
There's folk out there who would do you harm
so I'll sing you no lullaby.
There's a lock on the window; there's a chain on the door:
a big dog in the hall.
But there's dragons and beasties out there in the night
to snatch you if you fall.

So come out fighting with your rattle in hand.
Thrust and parry. Light
a match to catch the devil's eye. Bring
a cross of fire to the fight.

And let no sleep bring false relief
from the tension of the fray.
Come wake the dead with the scream of life.
Do battle with ghosts at play.

Gather your toys at the call-to-arms
and swing your big bear down.
Upon our necks when we come to set
you sleeping safe and sound.

It's as well we tell no lie
to chase the face that cries.
And little birds can't fly
so keep an open eye.
It's as well we tell no lie
so I'll sing you no lullaby.
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I beg to differ

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^ it must have been quite the nasty surprise to see that coming at the last second
 
Eldritch said:
:laughing Dafuq was he trying to do?
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trying not to hit the SUV, that he failed to account for when making a pass, head-on

the full vid is in the squid catch-of-the-day thread... search for "flying squid" I think
 
latindane said:
trying not to hit the SUV, that he failed to account for when making a pass, head-on

the full vid is in the squid catch-of-the-day thread... search for "flying squid" I think
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But he was full clear of the truck? All dude had to do was lean in to the right a little? :dunno

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brichter said:
After he missed the SUV, he either gave up or ran out of skill.
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But that is what I am saying, he passed the suv on the OUTSIDE. How the fuck does that happen? He was totally clear of the truck he was squidding past and just some gas and a lean to the right he was super green. Just have to stack that one up to a megaderp.

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Eldritch said:
But that is what I am saying, he passed the suv on the OUTSIDE. How the fuck does that happen? He was totally clear of the truck he was squidding past and just some gas and a lean to the right he was super green. Just have to stack that one up to a megaderp.

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that + this = lol

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