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BARF getting a poser rep.???

I know this for a fact.

Robert is actually a decent person once you BARFer's get to know him better.

Lloyd is STILL one of the most entertaining BARFer (someone please nominate him as being the BARF rookie of the year) out there.

Absolutely NOTHING can pass me up on 280 except CHP air units.

BARF is the by far the BEST GOD DAMN bike forum in existence.

Lloyd will hunt down and kill ANYONE whoever bad mouths BARF again !! :troy



:twofinger x6 :kicknuts x7
 
Re: Re: Re: Robert, let's do 280 !

Holeshot said:
Robert, did you gag lloyd last nite? With that lil' thang?

nah. I declined that's why he's pissed.
 
I wish I can get some free ass soon....

Last week, I spent $600 on hookers. Its really putting me in the red. If anyone's interested, I would mind a free blow since $$ is tight these days.

What the fuck am I saying?!!? Let me correct myself, no computer geeks or fags.

:laughing x8
 
PAYPAL ?? dono what u talking 'bout

I wish the hookers would someday be more internet capable. It would be wonderful if they accept Paypal so I don't have to carry around Franklins all the time! :laughing x3
 
Lloyd, you're in luck! The vision at Intel is to have high bandwith internet connectivity anywhere/anytime via a multiplicity of devices--cell phone, PDA, lap top, etc...

So, with multi-billion dollar companies such as Intel supporting your dream of hookers being more internet capable, your dream will become reality sooner than you think!! ;) :laughing
 
YES !

ISN'T TECHNOLOGY FUCKIN GREAT ?!?!?!?!?

JUST THINK WHERE WE WOULD BE WITHOUT INTEL AND IBM !!

It would be nice if they sold Booty Cards (similar to calling cards). It would be such a HUGE CONVENIENCE ! :laughing x9
 
I think, I have met Holeshot and Robert R1 at one of the EB Meets and thought they were actually nice guys. I heard the same things too from BARFers who have riden with them on the track. Totally different from the way they write on the board.

I have yet to met Mercurial and get to know him better. Last time he replied to me on the board, he called me a dike for defending my homosexual friends. I am sure he is a nice guy too once I get to know him.

Come to the SF Wed BARF Meet tonight. I'll buy you folks a beer. :Port
Robert R1 said:
As for Mercurial, I know him personally very well. I guess you don't remember him from the past, do a search on him and then you'd see his intentions.
 
Hey!!!! Is that the ONLY way to get someone/anyone around here to buy me a beer? Do I have to start stirring up some $hit???? :teeth

C'mon, even squids get thirsty!!!!
 
Squid, I got beer for you bro !

I will buy a beer for any barfer who shows up at my friend's bar (just 2 minutes west of Family Billiards) tomorrow night.

The place is called "Maze Cafe & Bar". It's located on Geary St (yes, same street as Family's) between 5th and 6th avenue about thirty feet east of KFC.

I'll be there from 9:30 to 11:30 for certain.

Anyone and everyone is WELCOME ! :staRang

Spread the word to others ! :rebarf
 
StreetSquid -- I'll buy you some beer so you can soak your squidballs:laughing
 
NoGall said:
StreetSquid -- I'll buy you some beer so you can soak your squidballs:laughing

hahahah...then they'll be HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!


thanks Lloyd! I'll try and make it but CSI is on TV!!!! I mean, I can miss the Superbowl, but miss CSI? No way dude!!!
 
The posts at SBF about the origins are getting funnier and funnier. I got to admit, that guy Roy can write some funny shit.
 
Deeter said:
What do you think the Hurt Report would indicate?

I'll give you a fucking hurt report if you don't stop cappin on my friends!!!!!!!! :laughing



mrtnz, and damn you sure took it too, hook line and sinker!!!!!!!!
I think that was the thread that got me banned for awhile. Sure, we're all nice guys, in that cynical-as-hell kind of way. If you want to make small chat with robert, just mention "counterstrike". his eyes will get as big as saucers, and he'll start mumbling for an hour straight about how to cheat and piss people off. As for berto... well, just mention the word cock and that'll keep him entertained in his own little world for awhile...
 
mercurial said:
Deeter said:


I'll give you a fucking hurt report if you don't stop cappin on my friends!!!!!!!! :laughing



mrtnz, and damn you sure took it too, hook line and sinker!!!!!!!!
I think that was the thread that got me banned for awhile. Sure, we're all nice guys, in that cynical-as-hell kind of way. If you want to make small chat with robert, just mention "counterstrike". his eyes will get as big as saucers, and he'll start mumbling for an hour straight about how to cheat and piss people off. As for berto... well, just mention the word cock and that'll keep him entertained in his own little world for awhile...

Tim, word of caution, say indoors today. There's a slight breeze outdoors, you might float away again.
 
Alright man, I’ve got to admit, if you were the mean-spirited bastard that I thought you were, you would have most likely resorted to just petty insult by now. That is absolutely what I was expecting from you. Instead, you’ve maintained your position and stuck to your guns, thereby proving me wrong.

Look man, I am also sick to death of hearing about people crashing. I’m sick to death of hearing people grapple for external reasons why they crashed. 99.99% of the time in any crash, single vehicle or otherwise, there’s something the rider could have done differently to have avoided getting into the situation that caused the crash in the first place.

But I also know people pretty well, and know that they generally won’t listen to you if mock or talk down to them. Hell, people generally don’t want to admit when they’re wrong in most things anyway – copping what comes across as a condescending tone with them just makes their unwillingness to listen grow worse, especially if they're hardheaded.

Maybe your tone comes across differently in public, maybe it’s different in your head as you type it. I don’t know. But when it comes out in the printed word you often come off like an abrasive fuck whose principal interest is letting the world know how superior you are – and that your interest in BARF is merely as a venue to aid you to that end. I love this place, in spite of it’s problems and dysfunctions. I had a real problem with what I saw was going on, which is I why I felt the need to call you on it.

Apparently I was wrong and I sincerely apologize for misjudging you and your intentions.

--

Unfortunately now, that the cat is out of the bag, now that you’ve gone and shown you do give a shit, you’re going to automatically get inducted into The Sensitive Man Crew. It’s not all bad though; I hear initiation involves some free tea bagging, complements of kimchee. :thumbup

And my offer to beer you and Berto stands, I’m at Family’s damn near every Wednesday.

P.S. - Oh and uhhhh. . . you're a goose stepper. :twofinger (Thanks for the tip, Berto -- gotta keep my rep intact! :laughing)
 
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mercurial said:
As for berto... well, just mention the word cock and that'll keep him entertained in his own little world for awhile...


Or the word "Ellie". That does wonders!

Robert also goes from mumbles to grumbles when you ask him "Just how many times have you crashed on on-ramps"...


Deter: Apologizing? Really? YOU PUSSY! Edit your post and Call Robert a fucking goose stepper or something...
 
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